Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I was looking at myself in the mirror and tried to touch my face. Unfortunately I have Tourette's, so my hand just uncontrollably slammed into my cheek, consequently jamming one of my fingernails into it. It started bleeding like crazy. My fingernails aren't exactly long, either… that's how hard it hit. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
I think a lack of reflection would scare me more 0.o
dstamm2 10
I'm surprised it didn't shatter by itself
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Comments (83)
dstamm2 10
You're that ugly?
then000bster 16
Nah, she just had to say she punched the mirror. Where in reality the mirror just shattered by her looking at it.
PenguinBitch 44
She's not ugly, she's beyond ugly. A severe case of "Ugly Barnacle".
IStoleTheCookies 16
OP makes Chewbacca look like a stud
buddy51 23
...or that stupid? Oh, yeah, I guess OP is!
slappygecko 21
Chewbacca is a stud
WhoopWhoop321 18
asshole.
dstamm2 10
I'm surprised it didn't shatter by itself
CallMeWindSock 24
"Mirror, mirror, on the wa- *shatter*
Chevrille 8
Ruuuude. I laughed though.
domking1315 20
How'd you get BOTH of the top two comments?
604 11
A big shiny twilight style "You deserved it!"
Chevrille 8
(you tried) Look at the stars... (you tried) Look how they shine for you... (you tried)
xlord 27
I think a lack of reflection would scare me more 0.o
Elfkid21 19
I've come to accept my lack of a reflection!!
KingKralj 31
If there is no reflection then it's probably a window
naxeeb 33
A little more careful next time maybe? God knows how much it'll cost to fix it, not to mention your own medical expenses :(
MzZombicidal 36
I don't think that's a great reflex. I hope no one tries to give you a surprise party!
olpally 33
Reminds me of the Halloween episode of family guy where the cut away is where Brian and Peter see their reflections. Brian says after seeing himself in a glass door, get out of my house, runs into glass door, knocks himself out. Then Peter comes in, sees his reflection, yells "who did this?" Points at himself in the mirror and says "you did this you son of a bitch" runs into same glass door and knocks himself out. Lmao.. God I need a life. Haha. Nice job op. lol.
annie_nk 23
I love it when Brian acts like a dog. He's portrayed so human-like, it's amusing to see him do what a normal dog would (I.E. run into window).
Elfkid21 19
I think this is one of the best conversations I've ever seen on FML!!! lol
straww_fml 13
45, you must be new here.
newyorkcityguy 9
It's okay, if I saw you walk by me out of nowhere I'd punch you too.
baseballdude1283 18
Now hopefully you won't get more bad luck from shattering a mirror!
graffitied_love 20
A word of advice: Don't punch mirrors. YDI, OP