latino14
Annapolis, United States
Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NevertheKool
Union City, United States
Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML
Bece420
Zanesville, United States
Fitness
Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML
desigymrat
France
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Beatrix
Canada
Procrastinating my life away
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Anonymous
United States
Like a dog
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
SnapeIsGood
Kornwestheim, Germany
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Paws for thought
Today, I was trying to exercise while having to keep my cat inside. Turns out it’s impossible to do pull-ups when a cute kitty is sitting on top of the ledge you’re holding on to, thinking you’re playing peekaboo and trying to slap your silly face. FML
crushed
Thanks little buddy
Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML
Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.
gingermass437 7
"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."
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Comments (194)
sambudd14 2
It's ferrets with me..
mariah_victoria 0
I WANT YOUR DOG.
broadysgirl 0
No, you thought about going to work out. "Trying" implies some amount of effort was put out on your part.
sharod101 5
Fail
popo6484 3
PUSSY!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Because that hasn't already been stayed multiple times.
DespairFaction 11
I really don't like cats, I hate the weird super obsessed owners even more.
JSever 9
Happens to me every time.…
Unbweavable 17
I hope to God you aren't a guy
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Would it matter?
LetzzSii 0
I think it was worth it.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
NoorFML, you have the best comments. I'm actually a big fan of yours. xD and to add on, every time you sit down in a chair to watch them, it counts as a squat.