Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went to my gym and tried a new workout machine that had just been installed. I set the weight too high and ended up stuck halfway through a lift, making weird struggling noises. Most people around me stopped and stared as I awkwardly dropped the weights. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
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empire_block 0
it's not how much you lift, but how well you lift it.
Doortje 30
Ah well, stud or stupid, what's the difference? Just two letters and you looking like an ass :)
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Comments (36)
BonyorBobby 4
Thats what happens when you feel like a stud :L
dre_bro11 12
rofl... you can instantly decide whether the op deserves it or F their life by reading a few words. after I tried, it's a YDI
Psychotic_Snail 0
Agreed! lmao at least he didnt get choked by the bar and die.... its happened
Psychotic_Snail 0
choked* sorry its like 7:00 (a)
gooBUZZ 0
Completely agreed with #1. OP - Obviously you need to start at a lower level, even if you're not scoring. Don't try and impress people, you'll end up failing... as you have now found out. Dumbass.
gooBUZZ 0
and*
irishboy9 0
dude she was checking you out already. next time instead of thinking your a stud just drop that thought and go talk to her like a true bossnova...I mean be serious guy
cradle6 13
Dude, OP, you got off lucky. When you act stupid in the gym and try to do stuff you can't you run the risk of severely hurting yourself. So chill out about some stupid stranger and be thankful you can come back to the gym.
Alpha35 4
no op ur just fucken weak as hell
dickamaru 0
well said
anhelllll 0
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empire_block 0
it's not how much you lift, but how well you lift it.
KennKenn 0
YDI. but I'm sure she is a tramp
1personinthiswor 0
Lol why, because she happened to glance in his direction? Have you EVER had a girlfriend?
transalex 4
use steroids next time!
Doortje 30
Ah well, stud or stupid, what's the difference? Just two letters and you looking like an ass :)
starfuryt550 3
awesome!
Battledog5006 0
well don't try to act like a douche and karma won't bitch slap you
Phustercluck 11
You took a pic with you wearing a shirt that says, "no fat chicks," that's not douchey at all.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Looks like he wrote it using his Crayon.
Acousticpixie14 6
We females think you look incredibly stupid when you try and show off. YDI for showing off, she was checking you out BEFORE you did that. You should have just been a man and went to talk to her.
oakleyguy 0
lol nice one op
amyyx3 0
haha, fail!
CoachLlama 5
It's a short trip from "Hero" to "Zero".
fakeaccountX 6
Or from stud to dud.
LordXavier 0
or cool to fool
Susieee_Q 9
What a bitch. She didn't help you get up?
purplecowchik 5
I agree. I would have felt bad and helped and then laughed once I knew he was okay. That girl is definitely a bitch.
perdix 31
If it was too heavy for him to get it up, it would probably be too hard for her to help him get it up. ^ I was talking about weights there ^ What were you thinking, you naughty, little minx? If she was "very attractive" and couldn't help him get it up, he's got worse problems than being a weakling ;)
shadmed 0
It's just sad when you have to point out three times a sexual innuendo you made. a "that's what she said" could have been enough, and it's still a bit old.
shadmed 0
Also, the strength of them together might have lifted the weights or she could have taken out some weight discs to make it lighter.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Since he was being a douche, he deserves for her to be a bitch. Some people only learn the hard way.
valri3 0
Not really understanding why you bite on so quick. Why does he deserve it again?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Trying to impress someone = YDI. Lifting weights way too heavy for you = YDI. The combination of both = YTDI.