latino14
Annapolis, United States
Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NevertheKool
Union City, United States
Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML
Bece420
Zanesville, United States
Fitness
Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML
desigymrat
France
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Beatrix
Canada
Procrastinating my life away
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Anonymous
United States
Like a dog
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
SnapeIsGood
Kornwestheim, Germany
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Paws for thought
Today, I was trying to exercise while having to keep my cat inside. Turns out it’s impossible to do pull-ups when a cute kitty is sitting on top of the ledge you’re holding on to, thinking you’re playing peekaboo and trying to slap your silly face. FML
crushed
Thanks little buddy
Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.
gingermass437 7
"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."
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Comments (194)
Arekushisu 8
Sounds like you didn't try much at all. :/
HighGTurn 12
3 hours?!?!
Raori 25
Is this code for ****?
realportlandian 2
So cat (cookie) videos?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Pussy videos.
22cute 17
No, funny things cats do captured on video clips! They're so cute and addictive!
Lizzle_Kitten 1
I so have done this!
ManInTheMachine 20
Noor! I didn't know you were a fitness guru! Have you been taking pointers from perdix, or have you been doing a lot of 'reps' in your free time? ;)
smydiwannafthata 5
Did you mean another word for cat? I do that all the time.
perdix 31
Get your fat ass on an elliptical and watch cat videos as you sweat off the chips and shakes. Best of both worlds.
zandalee 20
Ooh I just looked up this Elliptical you speak of! Looks wicked. Can't go past the new treadmills though. Stairway to heavenly pussy galore...
DrugFreeYouth 3
Great advice! Thanks. :)
tennisrapper1 14
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan...
BossFML1996 1
I watched the 100 hour Nyan cat video and let me tell you it's worth it do not be shamed!
Rowdey 10
In which way was that "worth it"?
im_smart 0
Really? Cat videos?