Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML
Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
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Top comments
miSsFlien 15
Would've slapped her back the second time.
Pwib 14
I really don't see any way this could be OP's fault...times like these I question the people saying YDI.
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Comments (98)
Jaevwyn 17
Harsh, fyl OP
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Harsh? I'd call that assault.
easyprey 8
I'd call that double tapping.
kkows25 10
bahaha
Allie614032 34
Might be time for a restraining order...
miSsFlien 15
Would've slapped her back the second time.
HKCgrimmjow 15
I would've slapped her back the first time
SoSickWithIt 14
Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along!?
jojimugo 20
Slap me once shame on you Slap me twice your Ass is mine
SoSickWithIt 14
Or you could just get overpowered and they could slap you a 3rd time.
Gondile 4
Call the police?
RevenVx 16
I hate how "call the police" or "sue them" is always someone's first thought now. What happened to the days that my grandfather told me about where two people would get in a fight, then shake hands afterwards and continue on with their life?
Lillias_fml 19
What if he is a guy? Some guys I know would never hit a girl, no matter how many times he gets slapped.
fishielover1124 12
Second time? If some random bitch came up and slapped me, I would have slapped her right back. I wouldn't wait for a second time -_-
Cilleemaan 4
You would fight a woman? A man fighting a woman physically, nobody cares how it started, you'll be roughed up, by customers, by the cops, and your day will be ruined. Better for him to call the cops. A woman could slap a woman and get away with it, but what if this other woman is just looking for a fight? If she gets in lots of fights she might be pretty good at it. For guys, it is too easy to do serious damage with our strength. Or the other person pulls a knife. Better to have the person ejected from the restaurant at a minimum, have the restaurant manager call the cops maximum.
mastatheif 8
*the first
Pwib 14
I really don't see any way this could be OP's fault...times like these I question the people saying YDI.
Jaevwyn 17
Agreed, people just seem to press it for the sake of pressing it :(
Hillaryy789 9
He just let her slap him. I don't see how he didn't see it coming the second time.
94yhy 8
Well, OP doesn't explicitly say they don't know this woman. They could have done something to her and they are indeed the person she wants to slap.
DerrickJames 33
YDI for not standing up for yourself the first time! The women was probably dared to do it again because OP is probably really passive.
DyslexicPanda 12
Ahh but it IS his fault for choosing to look like the culprit, duh!
laughmaster 9
Should've had her removed from the restaurant
easyprey 8
She'd slap him again on the way out, she did it twice already we know she has no restraints.
foisted 6
lmao that's funny
loofa 5
Repost? Read this one a while back via random.
JR_Goes_Rawr 11
Did she apologize again? If not, then maybe she realized you were the right person after all. Now the only question is what did you do? o.O
LovesSushi 25
You know that's assault, right? Call the cops, they can do more than we can. Or at least we hope they will do something.
mega20913 8
slap me once shame on you...slap me twice...ur getting ****** up
dalink 24
Beat a ************.... Yeah you know where this goes.
nnnope 26
Oh my god if that happened to me she'd be leaving with at least one black eye. How can someone be THAT dumb?
SoSickWithIt 14
What. The. ****. Happened. To. Your. Ear? I don't mean to be rude. But DAAYYYUM!
nnnope 26
Piercings "happened." If you don't like them, please just keep the negative remarks to yourself. It's actually /very/ rude, and is totally irrelevant to the comment/FML. Thanks.
_krystallynn_ 11
well you like it and its your body so who cares what anyone else thinks? im only 15 and if my mom let me get more piercing id be soo happy.
nnnope 26
I care because it was rude and *completely* unwarranted, and it happens /all the freaking time/. Thank you for being understanding, though. [by the way, wait til you're 18 and get pierced at an APP-registered shop!] (;