Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Today, I was showing my 6-year-old son how easy and safe it is to ride a bike. I didn't notice a pebble, bust up my leg, and my son is now terrified of bicycles. FML
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_Vereo_ 0
I didn't believe it when I was younger either. So I took matters into my own hands and conveniently placed one in the school courtyard..and a kid proceeded to slip on it. It's real, hahah.
d_viana 0
Don't doubt it! I live in Toronto, and I was walking down the street talking to my friend, and I actually slipped on one... hahah
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Comments (77)
gorbagil 0
Of course its possible u fkin dumass. 11 year olds kno that FAIL
dan81892 2
they did this on mythbusters, and they proved that it's possible to slip on a banana peel.
ethanmonroe 0
Mythbusters much?
WhatAboutUsFolk 3
is that possible?! kool
hasty_D 0
Yes, yes it is possible, i remember, when i was a kid, i was going downstairs, there was a f***** banana peel, i tripped it on it, slipped, made a front flip and got way down on my kidney, **** that hurts man !
irishtwirler 0
this sooooo isnt a FML
samba6970 0
you deserve it as it's totally possible....just because it's in cartoons doesn't mean it's impossible...:)....but it is not funny when you're the victim....:)
tswizzle 0
after a few bumps and bruises... yeh it works -_-
2010_18 0
lmao that's funny
akirby2010 0
it is very very true. i ended up in hospital because of it. it wasn't funny. turns out i fractured my knee cap and tip of the tibia
skyeyez9 25
Banana peels also cause vehicles to spin out of control....according to Super Mario Kart.