Today, I realized that even the worst criminals have girls falling for them, and meanwhile, I just got ghosted again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guys I rejected for being too short or looking too nerdy are both in committed relationships and engaged with their significant others. Meanwhile, it’s been two years and I keep getting ghosted or in situationship after situationship. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML
Today, it hit me hard that the girl I love is not still not interested after a year. She's now ghosting me, and she hangs out with my friends daily. She constantly talks about dating in front of me and only text/calls me when I post shorts/stories hanging out with other girls, just to pull me back in. FML
Today, I was texting a girl I was interested in and we exchanged Instagram names. She ghosted me right after. She's the fourth girl to have done this to me in the past month. I guess I'm unattractive, but at least I'm good at texting. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's apartment, but it was empty. I went to her parents' house, it was empty as well. She isn’t responding to my messages, so I guess I got ghosted in real life and online. FML
Today, I realized that every guy I get with or try a relationship with always ghosts me or friendzones me, and chooses to date someone else. It’s been a repetitive pattern for the past three years or so. I think I’m just going to adopt a bunch of pets and forget dating altogether. FML
Today, I found out the Tinder girl I'd ghosted after going on a date with her committed suicide. They came to me for answers because I was the last known person that ever talked to her. FML
Today, I found out the girl who ghosted me a month ago is engaged. Not only is she engaged, but she is in an arranged marriage. And not only is she going to be married, but she still has feelings for me. FML
Today, I was being ghosted by the person I’d been talking to online for three months. I was heartbroken, but then I noticed a message notification pop up from him. Excited, I opened it up, only to see, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, some girl hit me up and was flirting with me over text. It turns out she was doing it for money and it’s been so long that I almost fell for it. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
That sounds like a neat way to deflect personal responsibility from your own behaviour. Ask yourself why you keep getting ghosted, "nice guy."
RichardPencil 32
You mean like the criminals that steal packages off of people's doorsteps and then return to dump off the torn-up packaging? Those are the worst! On the plus side, it's pretty easy to become one of those and you'll be able to pick up chicks left and right! If not, at least you'll get some random stuff.
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Hangryko 32
That sounds like a neat way to deflect personal responsibility from your own behaviour. Ask yourself why you keep getting ghosted, "nice guy."
RichardPencil 32
You mean like the criminals that steal packages off of people's doorsteps and then return to dump off the torn-up packaging? Those are the worst! On the plus side, it's pretty easy to become one of those and you'll be able to pick up chicks left and right! If not, at least you'll get some random stuff.
how about no 7
Tell us you’re an incel without telling us you’re an incel.
JasonThorn 23
The kind of girl who would idolize a criminal? Yeah, you're better off without...
Steve45 4
Being nice never got me a girlfriend. the day I acted as a real unsensitive jerk to a woman. And even accidently hit her with my elbow turning around holding a large glass of beer she went home with me that night.