Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
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Top comments
EverestMelting 23
Well both pads and band aids are used for bloody gashes..
flufee2 27
What a silly kid... Everyone knows they go on the ams
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Comments (70)
Tomgirl_Julie 19
First comment!
EverestMelting 23
Well both pads and band aids are used for bloody gashes..
xninix_fml 36
Lmao yeah they are kinda alike.
AlwaysWatching 27
People don't bleed from gashes when on their period but yes, I get what you mean.
teentee401 37
He's calling the ****** itself a huge gash.
EverestMelting 23
Some people..
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Shove them into his rectum
NebulaNick 12
I just want an explanation to why you think this is a good idea
xninix_fml 36
Why the **** would she do that? He's just a kid he didn't know what they are supposed to be used for.
ahippienamedrae 10
That is really messed up.
megan_login 6
hahaha shit that made me laugh.
MisterEx 28
Don't be so hard on #3 guys. everyone is entitled for their opinion/advice. Especially if it's coming from personal experience;/
thevelociraptor 31
I sure hope it's not coming from #3's personal experience. Talk about emotionally scarring.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's......... quite disturbing.
Regimental_Phan 18
#27 ME TOO!! XD
megan_login 6
it was very clearly a crude joke and everybody around he is losing their shit over it
megan_login 6
*here
TheCookieComet 23
Just tell him if he doesn't take them off he will die from his worst fear. worked for me when I did something
flufee2 27
What a silly kid... Everyone knows they go on the ams
flufee2 27
Arms*
cathyfang1533 12
Oh so that's why pads have wings!
StormGirl142 24
Kids are hilarious. At least when he's older you'll have something to joke about with him. Or tease him with. Up to you.
FitFriday 32
Reminds me of the movie She's the Man
cheeeksss 29
Right? Tampons for bloody noses.
ColonelCusswords 24
They work, dont they?
gobiteme2 34
Little brother was going to use them as shin guards
_kyleG_ 34
Should have let him walk around, and see what kind of reactions he elicited