Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Today, I was showing my 6-year-old son how easy and safe it is to ride a bike. I didn't notice a pebble, bust up my leg, and my son is now terrified of bicycles. FML
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_Vereo_ 0
I didn't believe it when I was younger either. So I took matters into my own hands and conveniently placed one in the school courtyard..and a kid proceeded to slip on it. It's real, hahah.
d_viana 0
Don't doubt it! I live in Toronto, and I was walking down the street talking to my friend, and I actually slipped on one... hahah
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Comments (77)
starberries 0
Of course you can slip on a banana peel. It's slimy and slick. How dumb would you have to be to think this is impossible? What I don't get is why so many people don't look where they're going.
xiar 0
I have tested this and you can slip on a banana peel!!
wistfulorangeade 12
I'm pretty sure that he slipped on the banana peel. Hence how his brother's not convinced.
DayAndNite 8
So did you fall?
mickerdiddly 0
Nothing's impossible, theres always a way it can be done.
Joui_fml 11
It's possible.
eatingrainbow 3
i've dont that before it was on a wood floor slippery side down
SarahJama 5
The awkward moment when your the only one who has slipped on a banana peel........ twice
poopshreds 10
they did it on myth busters, it is definitely possible to slip on one
xRezSynn 15
"Impossible"? Wrong word