Today, I had to cover for a coworker so I worked a 12-hour shift. I worked so late, I missed the final episode of Game of Thrones, which I have been really looking forward to. Guess who texted me, talking about how it ended? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend thought she would "save me some time" by spoiling Game of Thrones. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, due to an emergency, I ended up working for 18 hours instead of 13. I'd texted my unemployed wife to let her know this was unavoidable, but when I got home she blamed me like she thought I planned this in advance, yelled at me, and my dinner was Heinz tomato soup I had to heat up myself. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, after having been off due to the holidays, I awoke to several missed calls and texts from my supervisor asking where I was. Fearing losing my job, I drove the entire 2-hour commute thinking I’d missed a day. I hadn't; he was just trying to get my weekly reports early. FML
Today, I had to cover for a coworker who didn't turn up for work. He's always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again, so I said to my colleagues, "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML
Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML
Today, I introduced my friend to a show I really like. I told her that I’m only halfway through the second season, but she should check it out. Since she’s on leave from work, she decided to binge watch every available episode, then text me multiple spoilers. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
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MidnaLink 35
Report them. They missed work for either not being sick or a non-practical reason.
cleanburrito415 15
not if youre into medieval ****
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MidnaLink 35
Report them. They missed work for either not being sick or a non-practical reason.
Gabriel Friedman 4
game of thrones sucks.
cleanburrito415 15
not if youre into medieval ****
RichardPencil 32
Here are my guesses: 1. Tyrion Lannister 2. George R.R. Martin 3. The Starbucks cup from the last episode. Please deliver my prize by normal means and not by flying dragon. Thanks.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Spoiler alert: Daenerys, Arya, and Sansa didn't do what they did in my dreams, and that weird kid who looks like he's the son of Penguin from Batman Returns got all the glory. Pasty-faced little shit...
0neiros 14
You didn't miss much, which is why so many people are pissed about it being all so pointless and anticlimactic. Heaven forbid they give the fans what they ******* want...Oh, wait Avengers Endgame did. Go see it several times on how to treat your loyal fans.
tounces7 28
You didn't miss much, it sucked.