Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of Ds in my life!" All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
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Madrias 36
Could've shut 'me up with "Some of those 'D's are in my grade book."
TeachAllTheMath 19
I asked a kid to grab the ball sack, you know, the mesh bag with the recess toys? I feel your pain.
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
Usually ladies don’t brag about that. They just enjoy their plethora of D’s ;)
Dave_Davington 34
Live the dream, my friend. Live the dream.
marecu 13
I mean, at least your students think you’re semi-cool now
TeachAllTheMath 19
I asked a kid to grab the ball sack, you know, the mesh bag with the recess toys? I feel your pain.
tonyfan00 38
I'm sure having people like Donald, Dexter, Darrell, Dan, and Dustin along with Dylan can easily get you mixed up with-- ...shit, am I getting the wrong message here?
Madrias 36
Could've shut 'me up with "Some of those 'D's are in my grade book."
gar2014 23
Why are you in contact with your students outside of school ? are you a weirdo ?
julfunky 29
Um, what? Where are you getting that from?
midnightangel981 8
You sure read it, right?
8313girl 28
Looks like you need to go back to school for reading and comprehension