Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, as an aspiring performer, I tried to practice crying on demand by singing "A Little Fall of Rain" and "On My Own" from Les Misérables. It was all going well, until my nose started running uncontrollably and no tears actually came out of my eyes. Maybe acting isn't for me. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
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Top comments
irateyou 9
Wow. You better never try to watch Marley and Me.
Ms_ValS 27
Sobbing is a bit much. Maybe a tear or two would have been okay.
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Comments (215)
OhhKristin 11
I don't think your girlfriend not crying over a movie makes her a "robot." I never cry over media such as movies or TV just because it seems dumb to cry over something fictional.
madgrinchhatter 12
I cried during "a little fall of rain".
willbur73q 7
Taste the tears Michael!
vladimirnabokov 15
who WOULDN'T start to sob? Les Mis was a fantastic movie and Anne Hathaway is ******* beautiful. /le tears
WhyAmUHere 19
I didn't cry either. Regardless, it was one of the best movies I ever saw.
zessica101 5
omg youre girlfriend isn't a robot,just because you cry about something that stupid !
Obey_StudBoii 23
Men have feelings to, plus Anne Hathaway is gorgeous.
The_F3rris 11
Anne Hathaway makes people cry just by showing her nasty face.
knoxxx 22
And yet her face makes more money in year than you will in your entire life.
willbur73q 7
No joke, she is ugly as sin. And her acting is pretty crappy most of the time, though I will admit she did a good job in Les Mis.
Catkam623 27
Some people don't cry and that doesn't mean she's a robot
natsaysheyyy 16
How do you not cry during that movie? Anne Hathaway was spectacular, and the movie was sad as all hell...