FFAce
Toronto, Canada
Today, I got slapped by a woman standing in front of me in line after a little kid grabbed her butt. FML
Today, I got slapped by a woman standing in front of me in line after a little kid grabbed her butt. FML
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ChromoTec 24
Butt why didn't you do anything?
bluhbluhbluh 14
I sense the start of another rom com.
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Comments (33)
joeyl1990 28
Did you slap her back?
RichardPencil 32
Damn! Why are you guys suggesting you hit a woman back? That’s unacceptable for a gentleman! A true gentleman would exaggerate his injury, get her to feel sorry for him, then **** her. What ever happened to chivalry? ****!
FFAce 11
No. Why would I hit a woman?
TheUnforgiven 8
Equal Rights works both ways
ChromoTec 24
"gender equality"
joeyl1990 28
probably because she hit you first
DraftHail614 17
Slap her back. Hit her with a dose of equality.
FFAce 11
I don't believe in hitting women
DraftHail614 17
I don't have a problem with what you believe in. I'm not exactly advocating for OP to beat her.
mint mochi 11
She was just defending herself, there would be no reason to slap her back.
DraftHail614 17
Defending herself against the wrong person. Say someone smacks your ass. You gonna hit the person you THINK did it and call it self-defense? Hell if that's the case, if OP were to choose to slap her back, he'd be defending himself as well. Not like he slapped her first.
DraftHail614 17
Defending herself against the wrong person. Say someone smacks your ass. You gonna hit the person you THINK did it and call it self-defense? Hell if that's the case, if OP were to choose to slap her back, he'd be defending himself as well. Not like he slapped her first.
Justin Andrews 5
But she hit someone who did nothing... that's not defending yourself, that's assaulting a bystander
bluhbluhbluh 14
I sense the start of another rom com.
Donut_Wizard 23
Two and a half morons?
Donut_Wizard 23
Two and a half morons?
ChromoTec 24
Butt why didn't you do anything?
FFAce 11
There was nothing that could be done so to avoid escalating the situation I did nothing
DraftHail614 17
Oh there was something. You just chose not to do it.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you have a free ass grab coming your way!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Are you the same guy that got slapped by the woman who thought she was in the women's room?
PenguinPal3017 19
I hope the kid's parents made him/her apologize to both of you.
pjsr 33
Well, you gotta slap somebody when that happens, and it’s not right to slap little kids.
Tarlachia 33
That’s ok. I just witnessed my two year old daughter kick a grown man in the ass because he was going too slow down the stairs. He stumbled and looked back at her in surprise. She just smiled.
Lobby_Bee 18
Slapping doesn't have the same effect as it used to. Suplex her.