Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, as an aspiring performer, I tried to practice crying on demand by singing "A Little Fall of Rain" and "On My Own" from Les Misérables. It was all going well, until my nose started running uncontrollably and no tears actually came out of my eyes. Maybe acting isn't for me. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
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irateyou 9
Wow. You better never try to watch Marley and Me.
Ms_ValS 27
Sobbing is a bit much. Maybe a tear or two would have been okay.
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Comments (215)
ironheart98 14
i agree with the girlfriend . ydi
Jacksparrow72 21
Nothing wrong with crying. I cried the first few times i saw Titanic.
melkymac101 17
I heard that was good
esb77 8
Time for you to find a new girlfriend. There's nothing wrong with showing your emotions, regardless of gender. I'm a woman and I find it as a turn on, oddly enough.
Oh_la_la123 0
I hate guys like you. Like ok it's nice when you cry for important things but a movie? I mean it's kind of embarrassing and causes a scene unless its quiet. And PEOPLE it's not about guys crying, did you mistake him saying "I'm dating a robot" he thinks that because she didn't cry over a movie. YDI
ixanonymousxi 7
Calling her a robot was a bit harsh, but there is nothing wrong with crying during a movie. Just because you don't get emotionally attached to characters in a movie doesn't mean other people don't, and that's ok. Also if you're embarrassed by crying or someone else crying then you've got your own issues to work out. No one should care that much about what other people think. Also it doesn't make a scene, most people don't even notice because they're watching the movie. Unless someone sobs unnaturally loud it wouldn't make a scene
SoultheWolf 19
I really don't see how people can't get teary eyed in Les Miserable. Both my fiance and I were crying in a few parts throughout the movie, it's so sad and depressing but amazingly well done.
EST4LIFE 3
Haha your girlfriend has more balls than you
looney_mc 4
No she dating a cry baby. Grows some balls
samsituation 11
Hey I saw that movie, I never cry at movies and I cried not a bad this to have emotions
_wraith 15
Ah, the good ol' "You gave up your man card because you showed emotions!" This is kind of the point of challenging gender stereotypes. No worries OP - I would accept you crying at a movie in a heartbeat. I love men who aren't afraid to be themselves and have the balls to cry.