Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, as an aspiring performer, I tried to practice crying on demand by singing "A Little Fall of Rain" and "On My Own" from Les Misérables. It was all going well, until my nose started running uncontrollably and no tears actually came out of my eyes. Maybe acting isn't for me. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
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irateyou 9
Wow. You better never try to watch Marley and Me.
Ms_ValS 27
Sobbing is a bit much. Maybe a tear or two would have been okay.
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Comments (215)
danial1214 21
I just dont like musicals.
Ukeee_X 19
Maybe you should have waited for it to come on DVD (or online) and do it in the comfort of your own home first.
swedeNix 13
No offence, just curious: who is the man in ur relation?:)
katties 27
Aaaw - that's cute! I cried a little too when seeing the play a couple of years ago - very sad and touching. Maybe she's not into musicals. And a robot.
kellyrose0322 13
I don't think she's a robot for not crying, and you're not a wimp for sobbing. Everyone reacts differently to movies, it's no big deal.
dogpup4 23
Everyone cries at films or TV shows at times, I cried at Doctor Who when two of the characters left a few months ago.
insomniac8400 13
No, you're a sissy.
Mayrose125 12
My boyfriend cried when I didn't. I mostly didn't though because I know some of the songs by heart and knew the storyline so I was prepared for the twists and turns. I find it a bit of a turn on when a guy shows their emotions. Your girlfriend sounds a tad bitchy.
jarrettd 27
If you have a heart for theater it will be very sad
mzmilly 13
aww not to worry you are showing your sensitive side which is lovely. it's a beautiful story and it brings out those emotions :p