Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, as an aspiring performer, I tried to practice crying on demand by singing "A Little Fall of Rain" and "On My Own" from Les Misérables. It was all going well, until my nose started running uncontrollably and no tears actually came out of my eyes. Maybe acting isn't for me. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
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Top comments
irateyou 9
Wow. You better never try to watch Marley and Me.
Ms_ValS 27
Sobbing is a bit much. Maybe a tear or two would have been okay.
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Comments (215)
charvisioku 22
Next time, keep it to a single manly tear.
MainPrism 16
She's not a robot, you're just a pussy...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And you're an asshole.
onorexveritas 24
your girlfriend needs a new set of feelings
fightingkittens 39
I have never cried at a movie on record. And I've seen some that made people bawl. Like Up. But I've never cried.
redmane 21
I don't know why you're getting thumbed down. Lack of tears at a movie does not mean that you don't empathize. I've never cried at a movie either but I still feel the emotion. I'm not a robot.
fightingkittens 39
Maybe people are assuming that I sympathize with the girlfriend, which I don't. Her reply was uncalled-for. I just wanted to prove she's not the only one who doesn't cry at movies.
deelishy1409 4
Dont feel soo bad! I cried too but my boyfriend thought it was cute for some reason ...O.o
RuthiiFT 8
You're dating Kristen Stewart?
GAUZE 5
I laughed way harder than I should have at this.
carminecris89 13
Her not crying doesn't make her a robot. Movies like that are made to manipulate your emotions and not everyone falls for it. She shouldn't have called you a wimp...but I don't know if I would be too thrilled to see my boyfriend weeping at that type of movie either.
DanielleinDC 34
Yeah, but her apparently not having any emotions during a sad scene does. And it's pretty mean to call someone a wimp for crying at a heartbreaking scene. I've seen the play before--although not for years--and would like to see the movie. I may cry, I may not, but yeah, I know pretty much what happens.
redmane 21
Emotion is a mental reaction. Tearing is a physical reaction to the mental reaction. I can feel angry while looking happy. I can feel just fine while looking depressed. Just because OPs girlfriend doesn't look like she's sad doesn't mean she's not sad. I don't cry at movies but I feel the emotion. I suggest OP ask his girlfriend how it made her feel. I agree, calling him a wimp is harsh.
FrostHeart 36
Agreed
XxDead_RockerxX 6
I don't see nothing wrong with that maybe she didn't see what you saw.
hikkiji 4
oh well you ARE a wimp. who cries on a stupid movie eh? stupid emotional freak.