Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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Chazzster 32
My wife and I have very different likes and dislikes in movies. When we were dating we’d sort of take turns picking a movie, but try not to choose something we knew the other would dislike. That’s a way to deal with different preferences in movies. Later sometimes we went to a multiplex and one of us watched one movie and the other another… No matter how close a relationship you have there is always going to be differences in your personal tastes. It’s just a movie, don’t make this the make or break item in your relationship…
RichardPencil 32
The Avatar franchise seems to be nothing more than a showcase for CGI technology. I've never heard anyone saying anything about the story or the characters in either movie. People like shite.
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Chazzster 32
My wife and I have very different likes and dislikes in movies. When we were dating we’d sort of take turns picking a movie, but try not to choose something we knew the other would dislike. That’s a way to deal with different preferences in movies. Later sometimes we went to a multiplex and one of us watched one movie and the other another… No matter how close a relationship you have there is always going to be differences in your personal tastes. It’s just a movie, don’t make this the make or break item in your relationship…
poopface82 25
She called it shite. Like a classy version of shit. So she’s not an idiot and she said it was shite. You stepped in it; I just don’t know if you should have known better.
RichardPencil 32
The Avatar franchise seems to be nothing more than a showcase for CGI technology. I've never heard anyone saying anything about the story or the characters in either movie. People like shite.
Anderling 33
Just because you have been waiting for it for ten years doesn’t mean that she was going to enjoy it, or that it was going to be good.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Had she seen the first one? Did she like it? Did she even want to see the second one? Did you consider her feelings at all or just drag her there? We need more information. If she willingly went and didn't put up a fight or mention no interest in going, it's her fault. If she said she'd rather not go and you made her, YDI.