Transportation: Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed...

Anonymous 20 November 2010, 15:46 United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff New Zealand

Stress test

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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for shite's sake 17 January 2015, 22:24 Mirfield, United Kingdom

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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Anonymous 23 February 2013, 01:47 Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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sopissed 13 June 2012, 18:13 Laurel, United States

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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chevygirl51 28 May 2014, 21:12 United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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Anonymous 24 January 2024, 00:00 Brisbane, Australia

You've got this!

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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notdrivinganytimesoon 4 March 2015, 02:35 Richardson, United States

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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jojo 6 May 2009, 19:11 United States

Bladder control

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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f.m. 23 July 2018, 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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Anonymous 27 August 2023, 14:00

Bladder control

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML