Anonymous
United States
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
New Zealand
Stress test
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
for shite's sake
Mirfield, United Kingdom
Accept this gift
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
chevygirl51
United States
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
You've got this!
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
jojo
United States
Bladder control
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
f.m.
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Anonymous
Bladder control
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
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memo619 0
did you pass?
DocBastard 40
canoe* Wait, how do you play this game?
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omfgrofl1337 0
I am aggressive when people try to throw a curtain over my head. But I will stop "harassing" you; my intention was not to defame you personally. This argument was fun though. And I can send you and anyone else the pics; you obviously don't have to give me your main email or contact source.
HeyitsShawn 0
use the bathroom before you drive guys
omfgrofl1337 0
I have the pics; if you want, I'd send them immediately. And I have no proof and am too lazy to try to get any of you hacking. It was only implied considering you were the first to reply to my falsely-faulty grammar.
omfgrofl1337 0
Haha. Well, it was fun for me. I've got to go eat though, nice talking to you KaySL. Peace broskis.
Sirin_fml 47
You're doing it all wrong, guys. Foreplay is only supposed to last for three messages before you take it to IM. Take screenshots and tell us how it goes.
omfgrofl1337 0
Haha. Well, it was fun for me. I've got to go eat though, nice talking to you KaySL. Peace broskis. And KaySL already "went soft." Sorry, I had to.
kcjones789 0
The car must have stunk......
crimsongetsu 0
ok 53 is rite,33 is just sum random bech..and eveyone else.. get a social life and stop critizsing on how people spell..it's not an sat test.. and if u don't like how I spell *** you too
scooter69 0
what a loser lol
bbReal 0
WTF?! how old are you? get your shut checked out, that's not normal AT ALL.
bbReal 0
shut**