Anonymous
United States
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
New Zealand
Stress test
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
for shite's sake
Mirfield, United Kingdom
Accept this gift
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
chevygirl51
United States
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
You've got this!
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
jojo
United States
Bladder control
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
f.m.
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Anonymous
Bladder control
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
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memo619 0
did you pass?
DocBastard 40
canoe* Wait, how do you play this game?
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jessicajellybean 0
Way to FAIL at life!
reaper13_fml 0
did u atleast pass?
zodak 0
lmao that's sad
DVecc 0
lol what a grammar Nazi :)
omfgrofl1337 0
Okay, I definitely did not type "funnee." I don't know what happened; maybe some loser hacked me. I believe I've seen that happen before on this site. But I do not think I'm so important and neither should any of you. If you think my argument is to put me off as above you all, then you're mistaken and most likely think of yourselves as superior. I read one profile of I think KaySL saying she was an "old-****" and deserved respect. Just listen to how sad that sounds...She needs to get out more, no serious offense intended. Relax people.
omfgrofl1337 0
Neither did I type "happend." I actually do have a decent grasp on grammar and spelling rules.
omfgrofl1337 0
Neither did I type "happend." I actually do have a decent grasp on grammar and spelling rules, so I'm assuming someone else did that.
omfgrofl1337 0
Someone did hack me. I took a pic on my iPod of the first comment I posted in case it got deleted and I had to repeat myself. I checked the comment now, which has a few minute errors, and it's different than the one I had taken a pic of. KaySL, don't use my grammar as your argument because my grammar is fine. I can show you the pic as well.
omfgrofl1337 0
And KaySL I understood fine. I was an "old-****" in another website that I frequented when I was bored, but unlike you, I didn't care.
omfgrofl1337 0
I'm not the one getting butthurt here; and from your response, I'm assuming you hacked. Plus, I can't photoshop, especially not on my iPod.