Anonymous
United States
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
New Zealand
Stress test
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
for shite's sake
Mirfield, United Kingdom
Accept this gift
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
chevygirl51
United States
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
You've got this!
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
jojo
United States
Bladder control
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
f.m.
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Anonymous
Bladder control
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
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memo619 0
did you pass?
DocBastard 40
canoe* Wait, how do you play this game?
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TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh, stop exaggerating. If Ignorance antagonized every commenter who uses piss-poor grammar and lazy puns, most FML commenters would be crying themselves to sleep on a regular basis.
jakeisawake 3
You should probably start doing some kegel exercises. It might help better your chances against using a piss pot in the car.
ambliv 0
Ignorance, you're really ******* annoying.
colombiancartel 0
53,she is just a kid who aspires being an english instructor one day.
yusaku02 20
YDI, driving tests are easy as sh*t and nothing to freak out over.
bennyboy111 7
haha win
DocBastard 40
columbian - is there something wrong with that? I doubt it's true, but if it were, is it a bad thing that someone wants to be an English teacher? I have some news for you - teachers are the most underpaid, under-appreciated people on the planet. Oh, and by the way... aspires to be*
DishHeads 9
happened to me once during a math exam ... barely made the passing grade phew...
Lozza111 0
haha, yeah, the guy taking me ended up getting us lost, telling me how to do everything, talking about his mustache and saying he wanted to wax his legs so he could be a cross dresser... I wasn't nervous after that =P
Brooke4494 0
Haha I have said I'm that nervous but I thought that was impossible