Anonymous
United States
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
New Zealand
Stress test
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
for shite's sake
Mirfield, United Kingdom
Accept this gift
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
chevygirl51
United States
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
You've got this!
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
jojo
United States
Bladder control
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
f.m.
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Anonymous
Bladder control
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
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memo619 0
did you pass?
DocBastard 40
canoe* Wait, how do you play this game?
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op, that sucks. next time, pee before the test(:
TryptamineDreame 0
A driving exam isn't even that hard. If you failed, just make conversation with the instructor next time, thats what I did when I took my exam. That was also a while back so idk, they might be anal about it now..
DocBastard 40
Yeah, now the test consists of lane changing, parallel parking, merging with traffic, bladder control, and turn signals.
ZUNiBiO 2
Who would pee there pants on purpose?
partake_fml 2
there*
taycandy96 2
*there
hellokat1 0
*thier
DocBastard 40
canoe* Wait, how do you play this game?
smashgrab 0
Kayak!
Glenn_Coco 0
Their* Hahaha Lol Doc
jonan1212 5
I C what u did there!
roe010992 10
Aww, I once vomited on the examiner.
iheartglasses 0
I peed on the doctor when he tried breaking my water. At least you didn't pee on the instructor lol But the poor person will have to sit in the seat right after you haha
sourgirl101 29
I had to drive my own car for the test. Has that changed?
TheDrifter 24
Yes you can rent one of theirs or the test now most places.
Person1233 13
You can rent a car from the instructor for an ungodly amount of money. Why the hell would you do that? I don't know.
creamofwheat 4
At our high school (where sophomores get to take Driver's Ed as a class), the vehicles for the exams are furnished by the school.
sweet_candy_ 17
Depend?
agm2010 0
#1 Rule on before taking any test. -wear a diaper.!! everybody knows that!!!
Cyrus00 41
Or you could just go to the toilet before.
smellyturkey 0
I threw up right in front of the governor once. I win. :)
tweetyb 0
EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!