Anonymous
United States
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
New Zealand
Stress test
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
for shite's sake
Mirfield, United Kingdom
Accept this gift
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
chevygirl51
United States
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
You've got this!
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
jojo
United States
Bladder control
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
f.m.
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Anonymous
Bladder control
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
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memo619 0
did you pass?
DocBastard 40
canoe* Wait, how do you play this game?
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memo619 0
did you pass?
NadoLuardric 0
If OP didn't pass it would be double FML for her
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op, ydi for driving with a ******! Just kidding(:
pnutbutterandkel_fml 0
Ew LOL!!!
JangHyun 0
if the instructor knew, I doubt he'd let her pass if it makes her piss her pants to drive for a driving test...
OrginalOwen 0
Women can drive? Hahahahahah..hahaha!!
tamie306 5
my sister had her test today too.
MagneticGuitar 0
Everyones pees the first time.
buddyweiser 0
+1 for that reference
BroadwayBound 0
did SHE at least pass? xD
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Pass, piss! so close but yet so far!
KingDingALing 9
#47 is right. Sometimes people even shit their pants...just like I did...
KiddNYC1O 22
Pees of cake, that test.
Sholloway 0
I wish I could a-pees readers with clever jokes. :'/
_TONGAN_ 5
pussy...lol Jk OP
sc95060sc 0
wow I didn't know they let 3 year olds take the driving test.
killjimmy 0
Seems to me like urine a musty situation.
novair 5
how does this even happen? when o get nervous I can not pee.
donttrollplease 0
I'm not sure what to say to this... when would you be nervous and trying to pee at the same time?
youngclench 0
I'd be pretty pissy after that
I_am_that_guy 0
perhaps a drug test 94?
HEnRyEdwardsIII 15
someone must have a UTI, prostate issues or STI, if they're nervous and they can't urinate.
HEnRyEdwardsIII 15
someone must have a UTI, prostate issues or STI, if they're nervous and they can't urinate.
xshowmethehueix 0
ah don't be nervous, when I took it the instructor was looking at her phone the whole time.
nickalamb 4
gross profile pic!
fruityloopz 4
it can't be THAT bad of a scare to piss your pants, can it?
GreenDayInHell 0
that's horrible!
monkey3485 0
Wow, you must have a really weak bladder and suffer from some anxiety. Start wearing the depends now if you get nervous over such minor shit.
DaySetsFire 2
did the instructor lol at your fail?
krustacea 1
o wow... maybe u should get some diapers...
KVloveBC 0
omg..looks just like my dog!!!!!!!!!!is it a Siberian husky????
WhatTheFuq 0
I think it's a German Shepard
KVloveBC 0
#92 -Hmm..I don't think so..it has the face and chest of a husky but, not the ears.
KVloveBC 0
omg! They do look alike! Except for the ears.
krustacea 1
it's a mix of a malamute, the unvisible fuzzy tail, a husky , the coloring , and a lab, the floppy ears
skittlebabe 0
suks... did u pass at least?
mintcar 10
So did you mention it to the instructor? Or did you marinate in your urine until the test was completed? Either way I hope you passed despite you'd nervousness.
fakeaccountX 6
"Marinate in your urine...." Oh man I just got the weirdest image
mintcar 10
your* Oops. Sorry 17.