Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
Wow. Seems like that cop knows the law well!
DaleksAreEpic 0
He must have been in a bad mood because he didn't get his daily donut fix.
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Comments (85)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Wow. Seems like that cop knows the law well!
darkzexs 0
**** stupid cops.
seanders 10
YDI for driving, let the bus driver get charged!
dmmcintyre3 8
Not all areas have buses.
life_hates_you 0
Funny how those sworn to protect us take advantage of their position of power.
Notimetobleed 14
I would... wouldn't you?
franniedottp 8
not that much...
docscientist 10
That's why the douchebags become cops.
Randomlyscrm13 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Um yea hes a cop.... You cant try running him off the road.. Next time get his plate number call the cop station and make a freaking complaint moron
5t3ff1k4h 47
Uhm, just because he's a cop doesn't mean he's God. It also doesn't mean he can get away with everything. Just because they enforce the law doesn't mean they can change it to suit them. Yes, a complaint should be made. I'm sure in this case, as long as it followed the rules of the road, it was safe and appropriate to pass the cop. How is passing road rage? It isn't unless the person passing the cop yelled something obscene or flipped him the bird. Passing him is not "running him off the road".
wwerulez14 6
Yeah Steff, you have a point. I'm sure if you fight it hard enough OP and can make a good argument, maybe they can make that ticket disappear seeing as how that was a bullshit ticket anyway.
matt692009 0
the ticket disappear? More like the cop
schindler12345 24
Um did your tiny brain not see that OP changed lanes, not run him off the road. Way to jump to conclusions asshole.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Bad boys bad boys whatcha gon' do, whatcha gon' do when dey come for you!
123zc1 3
Suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
KingDingALing 9
Oh shit! I'm on tv! WOOOO!
fruityloopz 4
take a shit on his wife. that'll teach him.
DaySetsFire 2
Shouldve used the Kamahamaha
dudeitsdanny 10
I voted you down for a reference fail. Just so you know.
n8equalsd 0
*Kamehameha
DaySetsFire 2
AHHH damn, Spell fail :(
DaleksAreEpic 0
He must have been in a bad mood because he didn't get his daily donut fix.
duhh10 0
8- love the pic. The Legend of Zelda is awesome. :)
zemo999 0
Never should have taken his bait, you won't win playing his game. Should have gotten the car or plate # then contacted MORE than 1 agency about the incident.
underpaid011 0
and this is why dashboard cameras should be in more than just cop cars...
TADspace 30
Cops think they are above the law.
msbetsy 0
Guess what? They are above the law.
musedrummer 0
No their not. They can get away with breaking it kind of if its to catch a criminal. If you think they are above the law then your a retard!
Nutz321 0
msbetsy you're a retard
5t3ff1k4h 47
They can't usually get away with breaking the law to catch a criminal, either. Just because they enforce the law does not mean they don't have to follow it. There is always someone in a higher position than you that will tell you there are rules to follow. Msbetsy - You clearly don't know a thing about the law. Police officers and other law-enforcing figures have to follow it too. Are you saying it's not okay for someone like you or me to kill someone, but it's okay for an officer to do it (for the reason of pure dislike towards the person, not because they were trying to "catch a criminal")?
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
seemed to me like betsy meant that jokingly. that was nothing to get all worked up about
5t3ff1k4h 47
Funny, the way she worded it didn't read like a joke would. If she was joking, she should have shown it somehow.
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
ever heard of sarcasm? don't take things so seriously, it will shorten your life :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
I can usually tell when a person is being sarcastic. This did not seem sarcastic. Don't tell me how to live my life; I'm the Queen of Sarcasm.
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
well it's impossible to know if they were being sarcastic or not without them telling us, so it's pointless to argue about it who's right. ill add that u should try out st johns wort, it's an herb that can help you relax.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Once again, don't advise me of anything I "need" in my life. I'm perfectly fine. Apparently disagreeing with you and making a point requires me to "calm down"? No... I'm not yelling, screaming, crying, what have you. You're proving my point that it's impossible to tell when there's sarcasm. Like I said, I can usually read into it, and 99% of the time, I'm right. In this case, it's not possible to tell, so you shouldn't be arguing with me and trying to tell me that it's a sarcastic comment when you just admitted it's not possible to tell. Keep your "health freak" comments to yourself. Kay, thanks. Bugger off.
smashgrab 0
Lol, "Bugger off" always makes me chuckle!
TwinTurbo57 0
you used the wrong brake...
KingDingALing 9
Stephy wins! :D
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
I am referring to comment 32 in which u told 13 that they "clearly know nothing about the law" this statement was based on their potentially sarcastic comment. because u seem to require detailed explanations, I did not say u were wrong because they were being sarcastic. I'm saying that u are wrong because u didn't consider the possibility that they were being sarcastic. u lost, but feel free to comment back if u have something intelligent to say.
youfailed18 0
God damn. Calm down.
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
oops refer to 21 not 13
zemo999 0
Cops have to follow the law?!?!! Look up Hope Steffey on YouTube, or search for the Chicago cop that beat a woman bartender...for a half hour...