Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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RichardPencil 32
**** driving! Just get a bike and set up an Uber/Lyft account. Owning a car is overrated and soon enough, robots will do all the driving.
bluhbluhbluh 14
Get a broomstick. They sell crotch-freindly ones now as well.
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RichardPencil 32
**** driving! Just get a bike and set up an Uber/Lyft account. Owning a car is overrated and soon enough, robots will do all the driving.
bluhbluhbluh 14
Get a broomstick. They sell crotch-freindly ones now as well.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Undue hesitation is a valid reason to fail someone.
CalB22 6
Hesitation to back out of a parking space is not a reason to fail, especially if it’s a driving test.
Davros 12
Cop: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST YOU WERE DRIVING?! Driver: 65? Cop: 5, YOU WERE GOING 5 MILES AN HOUR!
thehaystackerine 20
I took my driver's test in 2001. Almost failed because when backing along a curb, I was looking back and forth in my mirrors instead of out the back window... I was driving a full size van, all you could see over the seats was the sky.
julfunky 29
Same here.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
As someone who had to take the practical driving exam five tomes befote getting the license I feel you bro
real life problems 26
you shouldn't be allowed to drive
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Why not? I did manage. Also the Psychologist whos only job it is to determine wether someone is mentally capable of driving said that I can...
Chazzster 32
OP, a lot of us flunked our first driving test, but it does not mean you will the next time. Get some more practice or lessons and then try again. If I gave up every time I failed at something, I would never have amounted to anything. You learn more from your failures than from your success - But only if you keep trying.
real life problems 26
People that drive slow create traffic, it should and is a ticketable offense.
Trentelenten 4
yeah that's definitely not a failable offence that should only be 1 point off you can probably take it up with his supervisor.
Sencilia101 31
I completely know that feeling. Me being too slow is why I failed my test. You'll get there :) You just need a little more confidence.