Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
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dyingstart 0
At least she helped you.
catatonicsleep 17
She stopped to help you....might be a good way to start a conversation with her...
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Comments (123)
jb2012 0
that (b)itch. that was rude of her.
jmoose311 3
#39 is right. Stop trying to impress and be somebody you're not. I hope this chick dumps your pathetic fake ass. YDI
MrCatman1125 2
How so? She helped him up.
blueberriies 0
LOL
cookiemonster17 0
guess u really fell for her huh?
MissIndependent2_fml 0
^ fail. Stop trying to be cool.
dyingstart 0
At least she helped you.
maggy_fml 0
lol yeah this is a great excuse for them to start going out. alot of girls would find that adorable. i sure do
humorizer 14
Deja Vu much?
humorizer 14
Oh cool, it's a RAID 0 setup for this comment. AWESOME!
augustdanielle 0
I hope you got her number, haha!
LuckyCharms_fml 0
Go Eat a bunch of dick (or a bag of something that phrase is usually used for bag of shit idk what the D is) Die in a fire you Piece of shit douchebag
smorgasm 0
really, this is just opportunity calling, i hope you took the chance to talk dumbass. if shes in the mood to laugh, make the best of it.
hellokittywhore 0
I agree with 57 I would find that adorable I myself am a walkin disaster, In a completely flat and empty room I will find something to trip on!! so it's not a turn off just cute I think^^
irokyoursox 6
OP should have laughed about it then they would go lut
shootintacos 0
She could've queefed on you. O_o
catatonicsleep 17
She stopped to help you....might be a good way to start a conversation with her...
wbrycem 0
Lol. You already had it in the bag, why try to sugar coat it by running backwards? Durrr
Cazly_420 0
That's not an FML, that could be a cute "how we met" tale You'll live, I'm sure.
magusuri_fml 0
And you weren't like, "Hay, when I'm at the hospital recovering from this grievous injury you're gonna be there to help nurse me back to health and in the process fall madly in love with me, right?" Or at least get her number for the trouble looking at her caused you.
hk_fml 9
what? She helped you, and was laughing? So what! Why didnt you take advantage of the situation and try to sweep her off her feet!
STVader 0
seriously, OP is an idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bag a date...
fuzzybunnysays 0
Exact same concept from My Best Friend's Girl Though he was a pimp and worked the "accident" to his advantage ;)
Danielshark10 3
wow 9 nice joke he severely injured his ankle
gth_fml 0
Sounds like something I would do, hope you got her number.
all4pooh 4
Yea some girls fall for the weird clumsy ones lol
HumanitysFinest 15
^ Was the pun intended?
Anonymous409 0
did you get with her at least?
breenarae25 0
is he your gf now?