Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
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Today, I was pulling out of my driveway and was watching out for the flowers I'd just planted. I moved my head to look out of my window to avoid them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head, broke my nose and drove all over the flowers. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Drifting 21
There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol
Pro_Nothing 9
If OP is American, he can sue the flowers
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Comments (83)
fightingkittens 39
1. Water flowers 2. Get concussion 3. ????? 4. Profit
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Profit for the hospital..
Bakarra 22
Profitable YouTube video/tosh.0 web redemption
Grauncho 27
How do you get profit from the hospital bills and being the laughingstock of the neighborhood?
ironichalibut 24
I finally get it! Step one: steal underpants step two: sell them back during the underwear crisis at 200% value step three: Profit
Pro_Nothing 9
If OP is American, he can sue the flowers
lilhellian 27
17. Set up a tent. Charge admission. Let people in to laugh at you for a few minutes. If they want longer, charge them again.
SkyGuy32 17
#40, that's why I think OP is gonna tell his friends something else. I want to hear both stories, but for the fake one I suggest a trip to the zoo gone bad.
FALLENSEBZERO 16
Those darn flowers!
niallo 23
Op should be like me. I have a black thumb of death. I can't keep a plant alive. Therefore, no need to water them. WIN!!!
GEBEH 14
If watering flowers is too dangerous for you I'd hate to see you do something crazy.. like jaywalking.
hessel 13
i knew my flowers where ******* up to something
LeFrogDog 27
thats what happens when you grow man eating flowers...tsk tsk
Bloodjoker 11
Come on people have you never played plants vs zombies? Those things are a entire home defense system.
Drifting 21
There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol
ryan112 12
The details are left out because the OP didn't want to get a lot of YDI clicks.
zandalee 20
Maybe OP was peeing on the flowers and got caught...
399 41
Please OP reply to #3?
Bakarra 22
Watering flowers in pots that sit precariously on a windowsill above your head? Yes, I see you also like to live dangerously
VampireBiter 7
This, I bet on op reaching for flowers he didn't have the height for and pulled the pot upon himself
VeganVampyre 27
Even in that scenario I don't understand how you could end up with staples in your head :/
mmizbbz210 13
70, that would depend on how big the plants are. Some people have huge potted plants that can be super heavy..
Grauncho 27
Wow. I would really like to see whether or not you would almost drown in your cereal bowl.
mcrepas 19
I'll send you some get better flowers
sharksfan48 13
I feel like not all of the details were given...
niallo 23
Actually, none of the details were given.
VeganVampyre 27
Actually, some of the details were given- we know what happened, we just don't know how.
life_sucks225 13
hope you aren't one of those "yolo" people.
DerrickJames 33
Mario knows all about those dangerous plants.
arleenxo 11
be careful!