Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I not only dislocated two bones in my foot, but also fractured one of those two bones and snapped the other. How did this happen? I tripped over a single stair walking from the bar to the beer garden. I didn't even get to drink anything. FML
Today, years after I stepped on a nail and had the wound stitched, I got an X-ray. I've had serious trouble walking, and it turns out I had 2.5 inches of nail living in the sole of my foot, stabbing up into my ankle joint. I now need major surgery. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs, breaking my foot and tendons. It was the first time I had ever broken anything, and the doctor said that it's the most complicated break he'd ever seen. It's too complicated to operate. Now I'm stuck in a wheelchair for god knows how long. FML
Today, I went to see the doctor for my daughter and myself. I fell two weeks ago, I thought I'd sprained my ankle but apparently I broke my leg instead. I’ve been limping around for two weeks. My daughter was sick, which is the only reason I got X-rayed. It may need screws. FML
Today, I broke my fifth bone in three years. While I'd like say that they've all been scary, athletic injuries, most have been from attempting to do things as mundane as walking. FML
Today, I was in a car accident, two days before Christmas. I'm now laying at home, not able to walk. My whole family thinks that I'm joking. A car drove over my foot, I'm not joking. FML
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, my first day of going to the gym, some gym bro dropped his weights, which you’re not supposed to do, right on the top of my foot. I have complex crush fractures in most of my foot bones, I’m going to need surgeries, probably metal pins, and I can’t put weight on it for months. FML
Today, I kicked my coffee table while barefoot, got an X-ray, and I’d cracked the bone. Got home, kicked the exact same table with the exact same toe, got another X-ray, the crack is now a full-on break. What a day. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
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Trace01m 11
Ask if you can keep the freak bones! You can make a necklace as a gift!
zelly05 0
ohh merry Xmas??
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Comments (142)
ballinpro23 3
Hey guys, I don't know how to ask this tactfully, so I'm just gonna ask it straight up: is it at all normal or healthy to have a small gopher-like growth coming out of one's butt?
Nuketown 0
Lol pathetic.
Mumbellosity711 0
well...fyl...Bigfoot
sugarr0babby0 0
Ow. /: Good luck OP, and as for you #1, are you kidding me?
XxDevilxXGt 26
Not until the mod godess gets to you!! OP... you must explore to see if you have any super powers!! D:<
Degrassi_Girl97 0
is that even possible?
zp5 4
ballinpro23's comment isn't modded yet? Sirin must not be here...
Zmeilerr 22
Oh Sirin, how I love you.
wwerulez14 6
Sirin, you are awesome. :)
KingDingALing 9
I'm pretty sure that #1 is talking about a penis instead of a "gopher-like growth".
DocBastard 40
What the hell are you people smoking? Sirin has nothing to do with this thread. Ballinpro is asking a perfectly reasonable question and no one is being helpful! Ballinpro, the growth is probably your Ron Jeremy Commemorative butt-plug that you accidentally left in after your drunken escapade last night with the circus side-show freaks. A little Vaseline and gentle pressure and it'll come right out. Best of luck.
theian01 3
Doc, I was there. it's not commemorative, it's a knock off. Somebody's too cheap to get the REAL one.
thejacl 0
60 is right, if you look at the package it says Jon Reremy and manufactured by Mubber Raid
MaddaCheeb 0
idk
ballinpro23 3
that's funny that some little bitch hacked my profile you dumb ass ******* retards
ryanst 7
Hahaha you didn't get hacked, your comment was moderated because one of the moderators thought it was stupid and/or unnecessary.
xyadove 8
ouch
EffinToofer 3
Yah vicodin! Have a horry jorry Chrishmash!
yaksandyetis 0
I know this girl.. attention seeker much Fran
rocky910 5
Tough break !
zelly05 0
ohh merry Xmas??
Nuketown 0
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you
sugarr0babby0 0
woo hoo!
Y_U_19029 0
Merry Christmas! And A Happy New Year! (:
rhyspiecesno8 18
It says two days before Xmas but it says it was publish December 19th
ikeoni 0
wattheF!?
babyjaguar96 0
whattheK??
Trace01m 11
Ask if you can keep the freak bones! You can make a necklace as a gift!
Taq_fml 0
"Merry Christmas, Sweety" "Oohh! A necklace!" "Yup! It's made from the freak bones that were in my foot!!"
CallMeHush 1
Make that My Left Foot.
frear 0
win
Doortje 30
FYL, Bigfoot.
dlindemann 3
That cupcake looks nasty.
MizzErikaHart 8
I imagine u to have ugly feet op
stephy228 0
so sorry! get well soon!
megajako 0
Oooh WTF wow that sucks how does that even happen?!?
Bobissmall 13
Mutation, birth defects, dodgy genes. Ect ect
FMLforALL 0
etc., etc.....
smiles4life 1
it's not that uncommon. I have a cousin who had an abnormal bone growing in her foot as well. she only had one though, so maybe that's what makes the difference
TomasT 0
Why is this a FML? You're a mutant! Rejoice!
idkmyusername 0
yeah #16, but OP isn't an X-Men kind of mutant, so it's not as awesome.
wwerulez14 6
Unless her soon-to-be boneless foot causes her to somehow develop the power to shoot lasers out of her eyes or control the weather, it doesn't really pay-off to be a "mutant" in this case. *sigh* If only that kind of stuff were possible... The world would be just a little more awesome. :)
LilaBear 2
erm, the doctors aren't pulling out all the OP's foot bones. Just the extra ones. She's not gonna have a bone-less foot.
pandamuffins 0
What if OP grew out an extra foot? O_O
All_For_Love 0
I like your attitude :D
princessmelissa 3
haha that made me laugh. I imagined a floppy boneless foot lol
dredkin 5
FYL but nice war hammer pic. Playing a slayer ATM
dashizam 10
They're stunting evolution! How do we evolve if we just cut it out?!?!
TheInvisibleOne 31
That's not how evolution works...
kaitlynjane 28
But how do you know that, 135?
kerouacdesbois 7
Interesting...