Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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CaptainCrunch_fml 0
She might have not known! I had someone break up with me and I didn't even know we were "going out".
ifailplzinsultme 0
Yes! How dare a man dump a girl if he's unhappy in a relationship! That's almost illegal! (Note the sarcasm)
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Comments (77)
Renegade605 0
Agreed.
Lucas_The_Troll 0
haha YDI for having a long distance gf :)
Raddaya 3
@ the huge debate, both sexes are equal. That's why if a girl slaps me I'll punch her in the face.
cshaned132_fml 0
I agree
fastspeed1234 0
it could be thru txting too
twaumat 28
ooo that sucks bro! :/
aliserboi97 0
The jujubee girl is a little sexist and women aren't perfect you probably met the wrong guys so just give up about how men are horrible monsters
insanez58 11
ooooooh burn lol jk tht was deffinatly a cover up
katsteak 0
it could have been a text.
madgrinchhatter 12
Been there, done that