Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at a party when I noticed a spider the size of a golf ball on the toilet paper roll. I screamed, tripped over my own feet trying to flee, and fell right into the bathtub. Everyone at the party heard. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
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deadangel_fml 0
First post I've read today that genuinely made me LOL. I can so totally picture myself doing that. Spiders freak me out.
TheVerne 0
I do things like that all the time. At night, I often feel something touch my foot and kick really hard...only to realize it's my other foot.
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Comments (102)
deadangel_fml 0
First post I've read today that genuinely made me LOL. I can so totally picture myself doing that. Spiders freak me out.
UselessName 0
lmao! i'd probably have the same situation if i had black hair
riannasaur 0
i agree. :D
mbrooks811 5
Yes
lewalrus 4
HAHAHAHAHA
Tygastyle 0
hahahaha i actually laughed out loud at this one especially because not only can i see myself doing that but i've already done that once today, in front of all 4 of my roomates
oneangredwarf 0
thats like something i would do
whoeveruwantme2b 0
lol i did somthing like that once hahaha
brodizzle 0
I think I've flipped out at my hair a few times... one time I had an actual enormous brown spider sitting on my sleeve after I got out of the shower and put a shirt on. I'm afraid to think what would have happened if it had decided to crawl inside the shirt before I put it on... I probably would have fainted when I felt it. I don't like spiders :(
mess_maker 0
I've done this... but I was driving a car. I had a swerve and almost hit 3 people. There was no spider.
heyhoeeey 0
Hahahaha. Sounds like something that would be done under the influence...
ashes2ashes 0
hahaha, i would have done the same thing! (i actually have, tho. i had a huge headache after i fell off of my bed!)
rootbeerfanatic 6
hahaha! i've done that before! i felt like an idiot after i figured out what it was