Today, my sister started lactating through her shirt post-breastfeeding at a family brunch. My husband, who gets turned on by pregnant women since he gets the most action during my pregnancies, visibly ogled her at the table. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML
Today, I attended my husband's holiday brunch at a company I also used to work for. I was excited to see former coworkers until one raced up, grabbed my belly, and in front of a crowded room, exclaimed, "You're pregnant!" Nope, just older and a bit fatter. FML
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, a colleague was telling me she still breastfeeds her 4 year-old son, and that she has breastfed kids of her neighbours too. She kept talking about it and I ended up staring at her ample breasts. She noticed and asked me if I wanted too. Now I don’t know what to do. FML
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
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Top comments
Plop 17
I think he was just thirsty.
1known 34
How many pregnancies did you have for him to develop such an idea???
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Comments (7)
Plop 17
I think he was just thirsty.
RichardPencil 32
Ogling is a sign of thirst. The thirst is real.
Abby Gut 25
Realistically though how is it any different than girls drooling over guys with abs? People still look, despite marriage
Dustmop 18
Since when do abs swell up and lactate? Get a better comparison
Vesi 30
I had this problem when I had a baby. They make pads just for lactating mothers that fit inside the bar and keep down on leaks. Might want to look them up and get her a package to save her the embarrassment of wet shirt and staring droolers.
bobsanction 18
Well maybe if you put out more when you're not pregnant he wouldn't have developed the fetish.
electraliv 13
Maybe if he wasn’t a ****** creep and co tra his eyes, she wouldn’t be here posting this. *gags* at the entitlement of men
1known 34
How many pregnancies did you have for him to develop such an idea???
OfficialMrD 3
“Gets the most action” Who else be getting action during your pregnancies?!