sad sack.
United States
Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
London, United Kingdom
Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
Anonymous
Burzaco, Argentina
The death of romance
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
Anonymous
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Thay
United States
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Anon
United States
Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML
Rajin
Canada
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML
Singleforever
West Hartford, United States
Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML
Anna
Lake City, United States
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML
Anonymous
Lonely, so lonely
Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML
Top comments
FunWriter20 0
Bummer. Facebook has a similar application, except it says "24 people looked at your profile this week. 0 expressed interest." Ouch.
Timmytwofinger 0
Gutted, nuff said
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Timmytwofinger 0
Gutted, nuff said
tpm45 25
Story of my life.......
FunWriter20 0
Bummer. Facebook has a similar application, except it says "24 people looked at your profile this week. 0 expressed interest." Ouch.
Fenzie 0
I've been getting emails from Yahoo! Personals for a few months and every time it says 0new matches.
mellowyellowww 0
haaaaaave you thought about meeting people in real life? much better idea than using the internet. totally.
24788 7
Online dating sucks.
rachelbrianna25 0
go 2 a bar with your friends. maybe u can find a drunk at least for the night. lol. just playing. i would try going to clubs though.
Dooms_day 5
lol to ^above^
savetherainfores_fml 0
Haha that's funny but sucks Save the Rainforest or everyone dies
gman90210 18
Talk about out of context
19lollipop96 0
Lmao Maybe just maybe ur supposed to be alone or Internet dating is just not u
cupcake330 16
haha! how bout you go out