Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something" to her kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
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bernzz 0
what a insensitive bitch
FFML_314 12
Abuse is a horribly traumatic thing to endure at any point in your life. I'm sorry OP that you had to go through that. I hope the person that hurt you is rotting in jail or in hell. I have 0 tolerance for abusers. I hate people that make excuses for someone that's abusive. You shouldn't be able to walk this earth if you allow such evil to escape from your body! I have dealt with so many sex offenders and it makes me sick to think about the things these people would do. Your girlfriend is obviously being insensitive, but she may just be scared.
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Comments (386)
hobbsfarstrider 0
that's really messed up
MimaKirigoe 5
I'm glad you figured out she was a monster before you married her or something. I'm really sorry you had to go through this. I do admire your restraint, because if I were you, I'd probably want to set the bitch on fire.
Musickal 16
Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry, for both parts of your FML. On the other hand, I'm glad she broke up with you, because you deserve SO much better.
vatermelonpower 0
haha u got raped
Inspired22 11
Not funny. At all.
spasticsam717 9
you suck. how much of an insensitive jerk can you be?
chaleighrae7 4
whats up your ******? this guy is dealing with crisis. take a lap, jerk.
kbg8409 0
and people like you are probably the ones doing the raping, you f**k*** asshole!
Sunfloria 0
What an ignorant bitch. :/ Why didn't she just laugh in your face while she was at it?
HawaiianKid_fml 4
talk about a heartless bitch!!!!
kagexp 4
Damn this is hard... I feel for you man I really do. Talking about life being a bitch... And the gf. Not sure if I dare to go there but ... Aw fawk... She could at least be there for you at the moment... I dunno. Kids makes things so fricking complicated. arrgh.. (Sorry for being so tackless). FYL indeed...
Griggy 0
She's been watching too much Law and Order: SVU...
musicianlover 0
I was sexually abused as a kid as well. Just wait until you find the one who doesn't leave.. and loves you no matter what. :)
seracy13 0
**** her dumb ass! you would be the last person to harm a child slash her tires if she has a car