Today, I thought an attractive guy was looking at my tits instead of my face, and prepared to act offended and perhaps flirt. Unfortunately, he was actually looking at the peeling and flaking sunburn in my cleavage, and informed me that Aloe might be helpful. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
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nananabatmannnn 0
Prepared to act offended? That's why no one likes you. Playing hard to get is for middle schoolers. And wear sunscreen unless you want to look like leather chaps by the time you're thirty.
Carpy 8
OP, why the hell would you prepare to act offended if you were wanting to flirt? Isn't that kinda like being a bitch to a guy but then also wanting his attention? Grow up. If you don't want guys looking at your rack then stop showing them when you're out. If you want a guy to flirt with you, try talking to him like you're not an attention-seeking bitch & tell him you're interested. Playing hard to get is for middle-schoolers.
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Comments (82)
tjsomethin 9
Going to too many nude beaches I guess.
BrunetteBabe4 0
lmfao, thats hilarious :D
Lidiya8lml 0
an early start to skin cancer. you r one step closer
deefan101 11
it is.....
chronictoker 0
thats disgusting yo
turtle_brigade 0
people seem extremely concerned about skin cancer nowadays.... if all you know about the causes of skin cancer is that sunburn causes it, then you have no idea. there are many, many other factors involved.
ScuseMePrincess 2
YDI for leaving your peeling melons exposed.
thecovert 7
He was looking at your ****, make no mistake.
rhpsfan9 10
well least he's trying to help
SunDropGirl 0
you know I'm ashamed to say this has happened to me before... except I wasn't planning on flirting cause he was fugly and a major creeper!!
EvilDave 13
I am betting you thought he was a "major creeper" because he wasn't hot. Don't want everyone, including "fugly" guys to stare at your ****? Don't wear revealing clothes. Oh, and the fugly guy can get plastic surgery or in other way change his appearance. You will always be a shallow bitch.
goshpeople 4
So, so true, #68. Girls can use this strategy in different ways depending on the guy who's looking at her exposed cleavage. "Fugly" guy? Act offended and morally superior when he glances at your chest, making him feel ashamed of a natural action PROVOKED by your clothing choices. Hot guy you're attracted to? Smile coyly, wink, and/or flirt to your heart's content, feeling powerful that you've grabbed his attention when normally perhaps he wouldn't look at you twice.
goshpeople 4
#66, I meant to say. Good call.
a_nutritionist 10
honestly though girls get too caught up on this crap. its not uncommon for people to just gaze around and lose track of where their eyes are focusing, and dont have to be perving to have looked at your chest. i cant even remember the last time i looked at a girls chest but i get the feeling there are plenty of girls who think they 'caught' me.
spartan522114 0
I get have never once been 'caught' generally because the girls like the attention.
khlinka 0
Lol I love *****. They make me feel so much better about myself!