Today, I thought an attractive guy was looking at my tits instead of my face, and prepared to act offended and perhaps flirt. Unfortunately, he was actually looking at the peeling and flaking sunburn in my cleavage, and informed me that Aloe might be helpful. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
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Top comments
nananabatmannnn 0
Prepared to act offended? That's why no one likes you. Playing hard to get is for middle schoolers. And wear sunscreen unless you want to look like leather chaps by the time you're thirty.
Carpy 8
OP, why the hell would you prepare to act offended if you were wanting to flirt? Isn't that kinda like being a bitch to a guy but then also wanting his attention? Grow up. If you don't want guys looking at your rack then stop showing them when you're out. If you want a guy to flirt with you, try talking to him like you're not an attention-seeking bitch & tell him you're interested. Playing hard to get is for middle-schoolers.
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Comments (82)
ribbyc80 0
turns out the guy really was looking at a flake...
jackiemoonthepro 5
ydi for having nice ****
Alicia17C 2
it doesn't say she has nice ****. just that her flaky sunburned **** are more attractive then her face...
cardo73189 0
Good excuse to stare at her **** right in front of her
XmyviolentheartX 13
You should have told him they got flaky because ppl like him were staring them down with their laser eyes. (lol all X-men like xD)
Thrasher91 0
just stfu?
MizzErikaHart 8
I thought what 21 said was kinda funny
chiddy_bang71 0
laser eyes? ok?
XmyviolentheartX 13
Are you asking me or telling, you do know what a question mark is right? HINT: It is when asking something. So no, I will not "stfu". ^_^
Kawboy 1
113.. so far is seems that 18 people are telling you to stfu... so... sshhh
XmyviolentheartX 13
Not at all 128. All that means is that "18 people didn't like my comment". On the other hand, I only see 1 (two including yourself) Questioning me to "stfu". So technically, you're wrong. ^_^ And lastly, I am not here to please people, so I will do as I please. =] Have a good day! =D
britt93 7
if youre not here to please people then stop replying to get the last word. youre really annoying. are you twelve? my twelve year old brother talks like you.
kaybear321 4
well at lest he cares
Jalb_alex91 5
Uhm ... I'll use the same technique ... Lol so i'll say every good looking girl the same ... Thanks :) ...
dadof2 4
ummm hate to point it out if hes lookin at peeling skin on your **** then hes lookin there and not your face just sayin
resplendencerino_fml 3
he'd rather look at your FLAKY **** than your face. how embarassing.
MrSassypants 34
Well atleast you were partially right. You can still try to flirt if you want. Show your sun peel gggiiiirrrlll.
sparkjolt 10
I bet he thought they were hot though.
danz123 7
Don't flatter yourself. Guys CAN control themselves. If, God forbid, we look anywhere other than your face, that we may have a reason other than perving.
MeConut 3
amen brother, amen