Today, I saw a video in class about women aged 65+ and their sex lives. An elderly, blind woman was having sex at her senior's home. I don't know what's worse, watching an hour-long documentary on this, or the fact that these women are having way more sex than I am. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision of my grandma having sex, I am reminded that she is having more sex than me. FML
Today, my 80 year-old grandad is having more sex in his retirement home than I am as a married man. And by that I mean his care staff had to call me to say they found him having sex. That’s once this year, whereas I’ve not had sex with my wife in three years. I can’t afford to divorce her. FML
Today, I realized that the only woman who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML
Today, I saw my neighbors having sex. They’re not great looking and bang like pornstars. FML
Today, while at work in a subscription TV call center, a 71 year-old male customer went into explicit detail about the "adults only" programming that he enjoys, including all the kinky things he learns from said programming, and tries out on his 70 year-old wife. FML
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
What the hell class are you taking?
McZeal 0
at least you're not having sex with blind senior citizens
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Comments (69)
thisismyname_fml 1
What the hell class are you taking?
chandlerbelacic 17
Yah I'd like to know too. Because there's clearly something wrong with your school...
kamikaze_fml 0
You're obviously desperate, maybe you should spend more time volunteering at that particular senior's home.
monkeyjuice 0
Word at #2. lol
McZeal 0
at least you're not having sex with blind senior citizens
ccb_fml 0
... at least you'll have something to look forward to when you're a senior citizen? now we all know, that no matter how old we are... we still can get frisky ;-) stop feeling sorry for your lack of sex... get up back on that horse if you're so desperate!
fmlplz 0
I would be pretty jealous too if I had to watch someone get to have sex with an elderly, blind woman. Lucky...
Zic_fml 7
Go and bang some, don't whine!
Jimboom 12
Could be worse. You could be the one who has to clean up after said old age activities.
tehhotness 0
Why does it take old ladies so long to go to the bathroom?... Give up? Ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese? Zing!
fail_truck 0
I still don't get what class you'd be taking to watch a video about Senior Sex Lifestyles, but still not an FML. A Whine About Life but not FML.
elliee2llie 0
Seriously!
Nhori 0
Gee people there are human sexuality courses u can take in college which covers such topics.
koolkat27 13
66- then you'd be more interested in the video then finding it disgusting and whining about it on FML.