Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to get my mind off my ex, so like any other guy I decided to watch some porn and jack it. I see one video with a familiar looking room so I click on it. Guess who I saw getting it from some dude? So much for forgetting about my ex. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I pulled up my ex's socials so my girls and I could laugh at the gross fat chick he's dating now. I ended up crying because he looks so much happier with her than he was with me. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
I'd play the 'sad handjob' card from CAH here.
lil_juggalette 15
instead of watching ****, why don't you just go out and mingle?
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Comments (69)
Wizardo 34
I'd play the 'sad handjob' card from CAH here.
Eliseopwns 22
You could also play the "tearjerker" card.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
what's CAH
faerieonacid 26
Cards Against Humanity
Takis_Best 12
It's cyanide and Happiness
sturschaedel 27
Don't play that game unless you are prepared to see your mom wave her naked boobs around!
876t786t6oi 12
Was it with you?
jryan2 16
I think op would've known if he were in s porno, and maybe watched it.
boydope420 8
I hope you can find a new person to forget about your ex OP.
Redoxx_fml 22
Till then maybe it's time to pick a new category on Pornhub
lil_juggalette 15
instead of watching ****, why don't you just go out and mingle?
mollyxrose 22
OP might "mingle" every day yet still not be over their ex
taytwat 7
plenty of people do both. nothin' wrong with watching **** lol.
MrSassypants 34
My mother told me that the only thing wrong with watching **** is making God cry, and oh my goodness do I make God cry.
SBurrke 11
Because that would require work and sometimes it's just easier to flip open the laptop.
Acerhawk 24
Note to self, find a tv, set it on fire, then buy a tickle me Elmo doll and have it walk around it while attached to a remote control car.
False_Stupidity 42
As weird as that is, How is it in any way remotely relevant to this FML?
MrSassypants 34
He's going for the middle school class clown strategy of saying something random and irrelevant in hopes that it will make people laugh.
PizzaElHutt 7
I thought it was great.
chefnoel22 11
That's really sad, why not go out and find a girl to have sex with instead of your hand??
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Maybe because he's not a man-*****. It sounds like his ex really meant something to him and I doubt he wants to find comfort in a random girls ******.
DamnBailie 23
pretty sure if op cries during ****, he won't just go out and **** some girl. especially if hes not over his ex. sometimes is not all that simple.
xygen 19
Because it's not as simple as that. I don't know why people think it's so easy nowadays....
LordPopo 13
You make it sound like it's not normal to **********. If dudes had sex every time they wanted to **********, I'm sure there'd be some problems.
funsizedliz 16
Bc he's not like every typical guy :p
AncientElbow 13
Probably was her
Stillo 25
plot twist, it was your ex.
FlendtDK 16
Bigger plot twist: it was him and his ex
RpiesSPIES 27
Bigger plot twist: It was hentai and the ex in question is his former waifu.
clevergirl98 20
Maybe it was her just take advantage of the video like you would have her while you were dating
ItsDutch 16
If it was his ex, I Highly doubt watching her bump uglies with another guy will help him get over her.
jayemerald17 25
"Bump uglies" made my day
Brave_L_Toaster 7
"take advantage of the video like you would have her while you were dating" Have you considered that OP might NOT be a rapist and, like most people, would NEVER "take advantage of" their partner?
TheBelt 19
Instead of watching port go out and try to find someone for yourself.
PePziNL 20
But I love watching port... Boats are relaxing youknow.