Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
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Top comments
smiley_ily 0
aww, well maybe they didn't want to confront you straight up, and did it a nicer way? but hey, at least you won't stink as much ?
poopypunts 0
take a shower asshole
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Comments (65)
bhimz1 0
hmm so, what are they trying to say? :P
memo619 0
look on the bright side, you won't be that smelly kid that no one wants to sit next to in class after using those gifts
LoveMySoldier82 0
Take the hint, take a shower, and put on the smelly goods. FTL if you don't.
DocBastard 40
Cleanliness is next to godliness. Smelliness deserves a quick kick in rear. I'd do it myself, but I couldn't stand being anywhere close to your rank ass.
Doortje 30
That's okay Doc, apparently there are thousands of horny 13 year olds who'd be happy to do it for you.
DocBastard 40
No, no, Doortje, it's *millions*. I'm so sad that comment got moderated.
That_helped 4
Ohmygosh ew thats disgusting. Take the hint please and use your presents!
shanewamble 0
poonjabi
Arya1990 7
Well, either you don't smell very nice and your friends are trying to politely let you know AND to help you, OR you are hard to buy presents for and they thought you'ld appreciate things like that! Either way, APPRECIATE THE GIFTS, and having such great friends and enjoy your gifts!
ckjacques53198 0
nobody wants to smell ass and pits
deannamarie12 0
Good thing you got friends who wanna help.
mintcar 10
Bath time is fun time. YDI for not knowing this.
imababeee 0
dont stress lol alot of my presents consisted of perfumes body lotion and shower gels I think it's just because they can't think of anything else so they go cheap yet nice :)