Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
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Top comments
smiley_ily 0
aww, well maybe they didn't want to confront you straight up, and did it a nicer way? but hey, at least you won't stink as much ?
poopypunts 0
take a shower asshole
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poopypunts 0
take a shower asshole
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
it's a dirty job, but u should go ahead and shower. the water is however as dangerous as it looks o.O
NeutralBear 0
That's just sad. I mean have some personal hyegein for the sake of others.
qazaq 1
Excessive body oder can be a medical condition. Just saying
Blazingcrono 6
Well, at least you have a resolution for 2011.
MehrunesDagon456 20
Nearly 2015 now..
xThatAsianGurlx 0
Haha, start using your gifts right away, if you get the message.
smiley_ily 0
aww, well maybe they didn't want to confront you straight up, and did it a nicer way? but hey, at least you won't stink as much ?
nedmagdaleno 0
haha. nice
kathy15 0
UR hot
FMLforALL 0
That stinks! Sounds like your friends know your dirty little secrets. Maybe you should wash your hands of them and get a fresh group of friends to clean up your reputation. (Wow, that's really cheesy. Sorry, I'm really tired but I can't sleep! Doh!)
MarshTronic 3
Omg here you are again with more glorious puns!
ravealltheway 0
lol
Doortje 30
Try using them, and maybe next year your presents will be better ^^
pennies_lane 6
hmmm you think?! go clean your stinky self ASAP!
loony_toon 2
isn't that telling you something? xD next time be less stinky >.<
nayeli760 0
Well don't take it as a bad thing OP, maybe they just didn't know what to get you and they found it easier to get you that stuff. Orrrr you smell funky.