Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
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Top comments
smiley_ily 0
aww, well maybe they didn't want to confront you straight up, and did it a nicer way? but hey, at least you won't stink as much ?
poopypunts 0
take a shower asshole
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Comments (65)
Forever_Blue_Jay 0
take the hint.
lalalaski 3
Be grateful, perfume can be expensive.
salyssac 3
Yea... That they don't know you well enough to get you anything good! Fyl, get some real friends
swish484 0
Bath time!
maddiesteff31 0
Totally how I feel...
hisangel44 6
reminds me of a girl i used to go to school with. kendra. so whenever anyone said anything about grease we always asked if kendra was around. lol. u had to go to school with me to understand. lol
insomniac8400 13
since you got perfume, I assume you're a girl. and let me tell you, nothing is worse than a stanky girl
thatpurpleone 12
Maybe it was a joke?
Chuckapher 7
That my friend has happened to me. I just made jokes about it.
kiaroxilles 8
Not necessarily. Bath/hygiene products are quite common gifts for women, usually when they don't know what to give them. I have so much lotion and sprays from people over the years I have no space to put them all. But if you, OP, think they're trying to tell you something, perhaps it's clear you are aware of an underlying issue here about your personal hygiene?