Today, I think I met the one. I had the best date ever. We played mini golf and talked about all the things we had in common. After sharing a kiss, I said goodbye, with the promise to meet up again. Too bad he forgot to mention he was moving to Texas the next day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a first date had gone surprisingly well. We spent two hours talking, laughed at the same dumb jokes, and even agreed to meet again. Walking home, I texted my best friend, "I think I actually like this one." Unfortunately, I sent it to my date instead. His response was, "Good to know I'm 'this one.'" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
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chuka81 27
Everything went South after that kiss.
lexiieeex3 32
Not sure why he would agree to a date when he knows he's moving out of state... Are you sure it was a date? Because that's an insanely shitty thing to do.
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Comments (25)
MichaelDeSanta 20
Time to move! Oh wait that would make you a stalker... Never mind don't do that.
lexiieeex3 32
Not sure why he would agree to a date when he knows he's moving out of state... Are you sure it was a date? Because that's an insanely shitty thing to do.
negb 30
That's what I thought but if they kissed...pretty sure it was a date.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
To me it looks like he was hoping to get laid before leaving. At least he didn't.
brenton490 19
So I guess that means no second date.
chuka81 27
Everything went South after that kiss.
ManUtdFan743 21
**** you that was CLEVER. I should've come up with that! *pout*
hekinokuroihi 20
Well, apparently you're in contact with him still. Have a long distance relationship and try to make it work if he's the one.
miamackster 16
Moving isn't something you had in common?
hoosiergirl94 31
Well time to start packing!
SteveDudleyUK 10
Maybe felt so good a date because he knew he wouldn't be seeing you again. No pressure to impress you, nothing to lose. Though if you think about it the person your looking for isn't type of man who would go on a date day before moving. Would you really want someone so selfish n careless of a females feelings. He is a (self censored) of a man. Your lucky you didn't see more of him and fall in love with such a person.
fpants2010 18
How would you think he was the one after just one date?
worldclassrager 41
Long distance or change think to thought