Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
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Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
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Shadowflames420 0
To 7: You're a ****. Respect the nice guys that take care of your ***** ass.
meb0210 0
Thats horrible, i'm so sorry for you! If she's like that, you deserve better.
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Comments (21)
meb0210 0
Thats horrible, i'm so sorry for you! If she's like that, you deserve better.
Dr_Phil 0
Are you sure you were on a date with her? Maybe she thought you two were just hanging out as friends.
Shadowflames420 0
It's happened to me bro. I know how much that sucks. Its like really? Don't worry about it too much there are plenty of other women out there. And one of them will feel for you what you feel for her
game_on 0
i think i'm the girl in this FML...WHOOPS!
MikeonFML 17
I guess you're a gold-digging bitch then, have him pay for dinner then run off..
ExtremeEncounter 32
You're pretty pathetic#7
Shadowflames420 0
To 7: You're a ****. Respect the nice guys that take care of your ***** ass.
game_on 0
So when you takin' this ***** ass out #8??
4lives 0
Are you sure she knew you were on a date?
24788 7
Things must not have been going well for you.
vampirate 0
that's why you shouldn't plan a date that involves going to a bar. try on some originality.
r4m2k 10
What makes you think she isn't the one who suggested it ?
wax_soup 0
maybe its her cuzin :O dont have much details to judge but still ... prolly some misunderstanding
Benpie 22
What's a "cuzin", do you mean cousin? It's not that hard to use proper spelling, we have this wondrous thing on our phones called autocorrect, it's pretty great... Also prolly? Really?