Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Top comments
mzhonesty 0
I feel sorry for you because you're realizing so late that he's an asshole, but you also deserve it for not working up the nerve to talk to this guy earlier. It would have made life easier to find that out sooner. I knew my friend for years, and I waited WAY too long to tell him how much I cared about him. 3 months into us dating he died in a car accident. My point is, don't wait for that shit, do it as fast as you can. Rejection is not as bad as we make it out to be.
Domonator 16
He says that to all his dates.
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Comments (85)
zebra_pillow 0
haha now that just sucks fyl indeed!
iSwag 0
it's onle a dick move if he knew you liked him...if he had no idea then I don't see what the problem is
hockeychic156 0
That guys a d-bag!
supastarr 0
HAHA datz funny
Phaa 0
I agree with 23. That's not a dick move at all.
ILikePopCorn 0
haha, I have a strange feeling that hes not moving ;-).
Epicfailz01 0
it's the least you could do for him
toxic10uhc 0
how is that not a dick move?! that is like the worst thing you could do!
srgspartan117 8
succer punched to the face that guy is a ****** up ass to do that
albinomustang 0
YDI for crushing on the same person for 2 years....
cutenessizme 4
haha^
im2good25 0
he didn't want a BJ while he was at it?
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol @ 79, someone needs to get out more, wouldn't you say?
fmlalldayxxx 0
i hate people who do that oh im leaving so u can pay oh im mad at u youre lucky i didnt leave u iys like they are such egotistical a-holes
AGGoddess 2
Why did it take two years for the date to happen? If it's because you didn't have the guts to tell him you liked him YDI.
time4coffee 3
Should have told him you liked him 2 years ago- YDI
sourgirl101 29
I agree but she also had two years to realize that he was a using jerk. YDI only if you did indeed pay
iheart655 0
you've had a crush on this douche for 2 years? move on, especially if he's movingg! there has got to be better guys!
mcicycool 0
wooowww wat a jerk move fyl
inconvienentgurl 0
Agreed!! That was wrong...he should of told you that in the beginning of the date that he was leaving. If you offered to pay for the date then it would be a nice gesture instead of a stupid move by pinning it on you. You should be glad he's moving...now you won't have to spend your time being mad at him and having to look at him while you get over things :)
wolfPDX 0
somehow I have the feeling that he is not moving and was just using that as an excuse. Some guys can pull the "I'm moving" card pretty well, and actually have people believe they are moving. Reminds me of a time I told all my friends in high school I was moving to another state and kept up the ruse for 2 weeks straight. They fell over laughing when they found out I was jk.
boydeee01 7
why do girls think it's an fml when they have to pay for something it's so stupid
louied875 0
I would've walked out
george456 0
^ this
khung835 6
kick his ass.
orangesodaftw 0
I wouldve made some lame excuse that I didn't bring my wallet and then forced him to pay.
BadPinkKitty07 0
um ok, I would love to be very sympathetic here, because that really does suck. but honestly, you had a crush on him for two years. did you not know he could be enough of a jerk to pull a stunt like this? :( oh well, live and learn. I hope it was a good meal though.
lostfaithinpppl 19
YDI for having a crush on an asshole. You should learn to make better decisions in life.
Free_Hugs10 0
Sometimes you just can't help who you like.
youthink_fml 0
You can still realize when one's an asshole. OP, YDI.
randy121 0
that's how we grow up, unfortunately the damage is done before we realize we can help it.
dacho 7
WIN! xDDD
angrynegro7 16
DAMN! Now THAT's a dick move!!!
NSNx3 2
agreed number 6(;