Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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Top comments
Peacelove0404 26
Well now you know that he isn't your right person either. Don't give up hope OP :)
wtffml1979 22
Better to find out now then after putting a lot of effort into it first. Good luck OP you will be fine.
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Peacelove0404 26
Well now you know that he isn't your right person either. Don't give up hope OP :)
apitrix 24
OP, maybe you should tell him what he should stick! Best luck and happy hunting for your dream person :)
cryssycakesx3 23
however, I think if its a first date, up to say the 4th, it's an acceptable question. what'll he say? "oh thank god I can delete my profile now...."
Space_Teddy 29
Sounds like a first and last date. Hope you'll find your prince Charming somewhere OP
colton_colton 50
You'll find your perfect match! Don't worry about one online guy OP
bearstyle22 11
its all about meeting new people. Dont worry about it and maybe you guys could become friends?
hippodankamus 22
Keep searching OP, you'll find the one eventually.
dawood_k 27
Friend zoned on a dating site...wow that's a new one
Mitchellbassists 29
I think he was conveying he didn't want to date her rather than friend-zoning her. I may be wrong though.
DoomedGemini 38
That's literally friendzoning. Someone doesn't want to date the person and the person feels it's the worst thing in the world
TylerDV 11
Don't you kind of have to be friends first before you get friend zoned? This sounds like it was just a first date where the guy just wasn't interested in the girl.
kylieh72 25
There's also nothing suggesting that he wanted to have a friendship after the date, so it's just plain old rejection.
cryssycakesx3 23
I believe that's the exact opposite of "a need one"
AnFrickenTwan 19
Seems like a jerk! I'm sure your right guy will come along though!
ExtremeEncounter 32
Sounds more like he just didn't want to take the relationship any further as he didn't feel anything. Not necessarily a jerk.
aubamas 20
he surely isn't a keeper
IAmzephyr 22
I don't think he cares either way
xxlittlemsanime 24
Seems like an asshole. Don't worry OP your Prince Charming will come soon.
cryssycakesx3 23
maybe it was a first date?
Demon_of_Light 27
Why is he an asshole? It seems to me like they went on a date to see if they were compatible, and he felt like OP was not right for him. If it's not there, you can't force it.
wtffml1979 22
Your right, but just come out and say it. Either end it or just say we can hang out since we're out anyway and try to have fun. Don't ask if they should keep coming here for dates.
wtffml1979 22
Better to find out now then after putting a lot of effort into it first. Good luck OP you will be fine.