Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother and my sister chewed me out for not attending my sister's birthday party. I'm sorry for having both of my fucking legs broken in a motorcycle accident. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, a nurse berated me for not being able to lift my leg myself so she could put a cast on. My leg is broken in two places. FML
Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, my mom casually told me, "Remember that time we went to build a swing set when you were four? Actually, I was going to hang myself and take you with me so that you didn't suffer in this life. If it wasn't for your Grandma, we wouldn't be here now. And when I took you to the lake… Oh, silly me!" Cool, mom. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
So just to be sure I have this right, you: 1) Defied your mother 2) Told your mother SHE WAS STUPID 3) Broke your ankle and elbow because of your moronic behaviour Yup, sounds like you got exactly what you deserved.
giosoto 0
You know what they say: mother knows best.
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Comments (128)
slitherbomb 0
LOL YOU'RE A DUMBASS!
slitherbomb 0
AND YOU'RE FAT! AND I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE!
giosoto 0
You know what they say: mother knows best.
slitherbomb 0
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: SHUT YOUR ***** MOUTH WHEN IM TALKING!!!
slitherbomb 0
WTF THEY TOOK THE BEST COMMENT OFF THIS GODDAMN SITE! THEY SAID THIS APP WAS FOR 17 UEARS AND OLDER! WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!
yummycupkake 0
F your sisters life! you broke her swings:(
Alex94xela 0
yep milfs know best
liquidfireKAN 0
before everyone starts saying ydi I want to point out that most, if not all of us, have thought we knew better than our mothers in one point of life. Today, it was OPs turn.
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
2- the fml after this one proves you wrong :p
DaSexyBeast 0
today my big brothers fat ass went on my swing and broke it. FML
blackmanfh 2
again with the brother thing #55... OP is a woman...
schaflava 0
**** that shit.
Susieee_Q 9
Mommy knows best.... Except when you should get help with a bulimia problem, apparently.... But when it comes to swings....
NAU_future 7
Sometimes mommy doesn't know best... You know maybe you wake up some morning and next thing you know mommy is in jail.
klovemachine 24
honor thy mother and father :)
helper420 0
boo god
heroesgleealias 0
Jesus had it right all along! :)
BigWiggly 0
'Till Jesus was nailed to wood. But he still knew some fun stuff I betssss!
heartbrakej 0
haha stupid fcuk
Quall1357 0
your the stupid *****. learn how to spell.
cptmorgan6 8
No, you're* the stupid ****. Learn not to be so stupid.
Justforlolz 14
5 and 34 - You just gotta love the irony. *facepalm*
WiteBoyThatCan 0
5 I don't care how you spell.. your a winner!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Irony is deliciious to me... especially when it comes back and bitchslaps me in the face.
NoodleBurger 0
NICE.
tettles 0
you needa lose a couple of lbs
IndiRae 9
Little kid swing hold like sixty to eighty pounds, the op could be some drop dead gorgeous and thin model, but still go over the weight limit. I'm just gunna say they just need to pick on swings their own size, not lose an unhealthy amount of weight.
DuckfaceSoccerpu 0
I weigh like, 120 and I swing on little kid swings all the time. none have broken on me... yet. :3
magentaballoon15 8
I weigh 140 lbs and they still don't break. Not nearly even close.
gmny 1
well this is a shitty lil backyard swing ev'ryone knows how easy they break
YourMomxD 8
68 I love how you felt the need to put yet! lol it sounds like you're making it your mission to break one xD
mismonroe 0
Yeah, you show her.
NeverShoutDana 13
Good luck explaining that one to your friends.
nubx 0
YDI. They have this new thing called self control now. You should try it next time your hungry before you start eating everything in the house
scotty2hottie48 0
wow. holy wrong fml
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
wow you're so stupid. op is probably a normal teen whose weight is in healthy weight zone. Do u really think a little kiddie swing can support the weight of a 13-17 year old, when it is meant to hold the weight of a 3-6 year old? Just because op broke the swing, doesn't mean they're overweight.
ugliness 6
wrong FML and idiotic comment
DocBastard 40
So just to be sure I have this right, you: 1) Defied your mother 2) Told your mother SHE WAS STUPID 3) Broke your ankle and elbow because of your moronic behaviour Yup, sounds like you got exactly what you deserved.
schaflava 0
this poor soul is no hurting let's **** her fatty ass
stepherly 5
I hate it when people talk so rudely to their parents. They don't deserve it.
jane_marie 12
im sorry op, you've got to learn it the hard way.
happle 21
Or just listen to mom in the first place.