Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a guy who’s been begging to take me out for weeks. I’m terrified of dating but, after consulting with my friends, I decided to give it a shot as he seemed nice. He told me during the date that he has a girlfriend, but he just fantasizes about hooking up with me. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML
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Welshite 40
Welp, just cross him off the list. Luckily you only wasted one date with him. It wasn't polite what he did, but at least he didn't lead you on.
sarah6786 14
Tell his girlfriend you went on a date. It's only fair.
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Comments (85)
Welshite 40
Welp, just cross him off the list. Luckily you only wasted one date with him. It wasn't polite what he did, but at least he didn't lead you on.
ViRepz 28
Well he sort of did, if the OP had a clear impression it was going to be a date.
FlyingPie 17
"Wasn't polite what he did"? Talk like Yoda, you do.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
His sentence was perfectly constructed. What the heck are you on about?!
michaelaranda 28
#13, it was a date. it just helped the guy realize that cheating probably wasn't a good idea.
amisenho 11
Let me guess: it's not cheating if your partner feels bad about it, huh? I'd have to call an "OBJECTION!" on that.
colton_colton 50
That's true it's better find out now over later
jrock9093 18
Don't worry, there are plenty more real men out there that will treat you like a queen
Gingerette 8
Eh. I don't mind a little fawning. Just a little, though. That's pretty much all it takes to make me feel politically powerful.
jrock9093 18
You serious all I said is she can get better and deserves better I treat my wife like she's everything and it's not trinkets and stuff like that it's respect and honesty
jrock9093 18
Really all I was saying is she deserves better and there's others out there that she can find no trinkets I treat my wife like a queen by trust and honesty that's not trinkets
bettyc4 26
Jrock9093...MARRY ME!!!!
jrock9093 18
#52 thank you, for being absolutely right on what I meant! It seems like everyone wants to turn a comment about them selves! So thank you for sticking up for that
Thr33to16 8
Not every girl deserves to be treated like a queen. Hell when is the last time a girl of this generation date a guy that was nice?
bettyc4 26
Me.
jrock9093 18
#61 to bad you think that way, your the only one holding yourself back from happiness and to be frank with you I'm a very nice guy to my wife and all types of people because that's what they deserve
jrock9093 18
Perfect example #62 ;)
jrock9093 18
Also #61 read your profile you totally contradict it your not poking fun or making fun your complaining and crying just like you said you laughed at lol well laugh at your self stay true to what you wrote lol
jrock9093 18
And #58 in a heartbeat if I wasn't Madly in love with my wife ;)
jrock9093 18
#58 I would in a heartbeat if I wasn't madly I love with my wife! I know you were jk but I hope you have a really good man also;)
bettyc4 26
Ah I wish. But congratulations to you and your wife for finding love. Wish the best for you two.
jococo7787 3
Well you just got friendzoned...
AH1Zviper 15
Holy ******* shit. Does everybody that gets declined think they're friendzoned? Gain some sense. Now that I think about it, "friendzoned" has been popular with teenage guys lately. Maybe she/he is not interested? Maybe he/she just doesn't like you? I hate that people think this is a legitimate excuse for being declined when in reality it barely happens at all.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
**** it, I'm gonna join the bandwagon...and reject and friendzone myself. I'm now my own new best friend.
Gingerette 8
25, you better treat you nicely. Give yourself lots of encouragement and backrubs. Also, be a good wingman to yourself.
Odis12 11
25, no touching though! Friends don't touch friends!
Sports_guy3 28
Exactly #24. I had at first thought I was being friendzoned, but realized that it was just a mismatch. There are other reasons besides a mismatch. S/he could be in a relationship already. S/he may just want to be just friends (Like me).
anotherbrittany 5
49 It could be beneficial ;)
amisenho 11
#24: It's simply an excuse someone came up with to "justify" their bitter feelings toward someone who rejected them. It's an immature concept, but not an unpopular one.
TyT63 12
why do people do shit like that
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Insecurity.
sarah6786 14
Tell his girlfriend you went on a date. It's only fair.
AABabe 12
Just brush it off, there's plenty fish in the sea. It wasn't very polite what he did but like the other guy said, atleast he didn't lead you on.
SuperMew 22
He did. He told her at the END of the date that he is moving in with his girlfriend. Sounds like he was seeing if he wanted to be with her by asking out Op.
jman26 11
Well, at least he was honest
Redgrass7 7
Not really. You go on a date with the assumption your date is like you, single.
wholock 12
Cross him off the list. Now.
MaryJaneUSA 4
I think he crossed himself off...
Harshdfml 14
Aim right between the legs and FIRE!
sunnyray812 42
You can't assume it's a date if he didn't say it was. He thought of it as hanging out with a friend. I do feel sorry, though, about your disappointment. Don't worry. You'll find another nice man. I wish you much luck.
ksks1234 33
If they were hanging out as "just friends", wouldn't she have known he is in a pretty serious relationship?