Today, I think I met the one. I had the best date ever. We played mini golf and talked about all the things we had in common. After sharing a kiss, I said goodbye, with the promise to meet up again. Too bad he forgot to mention he was moving to Texas the next day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a first date had gone surprisingly well. We spent two hours talking, laughed at the same dumb jokes, and even agreed to meet again. Walking home, I texted my best friend, "I think I actually like this one." Unfortunately, I sent it to my date instead. His response was, "Good to know I'm 'this one.'" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
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Top comments
chuka81 27
Everything went South after that kiss.
lexiieeex3 32
Not sure why he would agree to a date when he knows he's moving out of state... Are you sure it was a date? Because that's an insanely shitty thing to do.
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Comments (25)
monkyvirus 13
Going on a date is okay but he shouldn't have been like "sure we'll meet up again". He's not the one if he'd lie to you for no real reason, so take some comfort in that.
nanner6206 24
OP made the promise. I'm assuming that's when he mentioned the move.
TheAspieDork 27
Hopefully you two can still stay in touch. He sounds like a keeper either way
_stfu 16
what if he wasn't moving .. & just wanted an excuse to not go out again. some guys can get really creative with their reasons.
DeadxManxWalking 27
visit him
kerenalizza 14
Send him my way please :)
Sparkl3gal 3
THIS IS WEIRD My name is Sally I had a crush on a boy who MOVED to Texas, several months ago after i admitted to my friends that I liked him. Except he now have a girlfriend, and I moved on.
lucythomson 23
Love will find a way.
dhatazztho 3
What an ass this happens to me when I was younger you will find someone better
00bsg 10
sounds like an excuse because he didn't like the date and didn't wanna see you again.
Frau_Blucher 14
Guess he ain't the one then!