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Today, my boss gave our coffee machine to her sister-in-law. I work in a cafe. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 39

Well now you work in a room. With a moron of a boss.

Glowworm56 27

A cafe without a coffee machine is like having a bathroom without a toilet.

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BurnInDemonFire 39

Well now you work in a room. With a moron of a boss.

Glowworm56 27

A cafe without a coffee machine is like having a bathroom without a toilet.

Dave_Davington 34

If it has a bath, it can be an actual bathroom and not a pissing and ******** room that everyone is too prissy to call by its proper name.

Jeremy Phillips 18

And what per chance would you call that room? As in modern dialect bathroom is synonymous with lavatory.

Emma Marshall 19

But it's still a bathroom.... there's a bath....

RichardPencil 32

Now you work at a water fountain. Hope you have a catchy name like “Hydration Station” to bring in gullible hipsters who will pay for free things.

BurnInDemonFire 39

"We don't normally charge customers, but since you're 19, and dressed like my grandfather, it's $3.50. No, we don't accept Bitcoin, or PayPal."

1gullible_bugger 34

your boss is an idiot! unless there's more to this that we don't get from the FML.

storm74 9

I'm assuming that the coffee machine belonged to the cafe. If your boss is not the owner of the cafe, that would be theft.

tounces7 28

Time to look for a new job because your current one isn't going to last much longer.

TumblrweedPasses 11

I don't know what's worse The fact the boss is dense enough to give away a big part of the business Or the fact your boss gave his in law an old used cafe coffee machine haha

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

she has to be fired for that

Nathan Chew Barker 5

Is there more to this? Is it an old coffee machine? Is there a new one waiting to be installed? So many questions and so little answers