Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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Top comments
blooop_fml 0
YDI. People don't have enough patience these days.
omglolydi 0
So did he come over?
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Comments (110)
Abbikins 0
Why don't people realize yet? DO NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR PHONE IN YOUR BACK POCKET. Sorry for yelling XD
amirn86 0
On the positive side, the phone is still working! Or at least it was while it was in the toilet lol
Demonchild 0
Hmm i would have probably dropped a deuce then showed your crush what you think of him. Atleast that way you dont look like an idiot D.C.
lax2009 0
cellphones don't float....
yoshieggs2 0
YDI for not putting the phone on the floor or on the shelf/sink near the toilet.
mardigrasqueen 0
cell phones don't vibrate when they're submerged in water. I dropped my phone in 2 inches of diet coke once and it wouldn't turn on for two days while it dried out.
kingsleyxx09 0
LMAO vibrating pee phone... probably looked like Hurricane Lemonade So... did he come over?
Starcatch77 20
I love you so much King you're hilarious on YouTube!
Jupi_fml 2
Aw, that sucks. I can't really fault ya for bringing the phone into the bathroom with you, but it really wasn't the best idea to keep it in your pocket. Though I'm certain you realize that now.
kthnxbai 0
I actually dropped my phone into water before and after being fully submerged it worked again after a couple of hours. So, the phone may have still been able to vibrate in the toilet.
xXCherrryBombXx 6
am I the only one who wondered how the phone floated.. if you dropped it, it would be submerged in the water/urine
rocket9 0
good one