Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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blooop_fml 0
YDI. People don't have enough patience these days.
omglolydi 0
So did he come over?
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dragongrl61 0
same thing happened to my grandmother. she saw the light of her phone at the end of the toilet
Q_0 0
This is dumb. Definetly not FML worthy. Besides, you should never keep your phone in your back pocket, if that is the case. I learned the hard way.
nrevogcmamme 17
1. *Definitely 2. You're violating the FML comment rules. You can't say that an FML is not "FML worthy" based on your own intuition or opinion. 3. Some people bring their phones in the bathroom with them, they just know not to put it in their back pocket.
headbuster310 0
wow, you wanted some dick that bad.
FFPianoDude 2
its your pee, you could take it out if its still working just to see that text
girlyoustheshit 0
That has happened to me before. I had my phone in my pocket walked in the bathroom, turned and it fell in. I was highly upset!!
LutherTE 0
Who brings their phone into the bathroom? Wow.
marines_fml 0
Well heres my Comment... Ur a dr de dr!!!! The guy wouldnt make The text sound at all exciting or quickly replied to... Give it 5 minutes and he'll be like"k sure why not" btw Tell us all wat ur new phone will be!!!!maybe itl be a voyager!!!
SookMauNoots 0
i live in alberata
crazygirl777 0
well thats happened to me, except i had my phone in my back pocket,and well when i pullled my pants down it fell into the toilet,heard the splash. saw my phone getting flushed ,why? because ialways flush before i actually go. .. and this guy came to fix the toilet.and took out my phone,i washed it and. it worked! after like 4 days. it ended up breaking when i broke it in half when i got mad one day
R3nesmee 0
Lawl, cell phones do tend to vibrate when they get dumped in water. Or diet pepsi, in my dad's case. And is it so bad to use a friends phone, or a neighbors phone even? Or go to the guys house if your life is so ******? Or take the phone out of the water and dry it off?